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Insane Clown Posse
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Let's meet contestant number 1
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He's a schizophrenic serial killer clown
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Who says women love his sexy smile
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Let's find out if his charm will work on Sharon
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Sharon, what's your question?
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Contestant number 1, I believe first impressions last forever
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So let's say you were to come over to my parent's house
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And have dinner with me and my family, tell me
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What you'd do to make that first impression really stick
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Let's see, well I'd have to think about it
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I might show up in a tux but I doubt it
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I'd probably just show up naked like I always do
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And look your mama in the eye and tell her fuck you
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Hurry up bitch I'm hungry, I smell spaghetti
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I pinch her limpy ass and tell her get the food ready
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Your dad would probably start trippin' and get me pissed
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I'd have to walk up and bust him in his fuckin' lip
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It's dinner time, we're hearin' grace from your mother
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I'd pull a forty out and pour some for your little brother
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I'm steady starin' at your sister, I'll tell you this
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You know for only 13 she got some big tits
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After that, your dad would try to trip again
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And only this time I'd put the 40 to his chin
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After your mom does the dishes and the silverware
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I'd dry fuck her till I nut in my underwear
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Now let's meet contestant number 2
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He's a psychopathic deranged crackhead freak
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Who works for the dark carnival
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He says women call him stretch nutz
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Sharon, let's hear your question
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I like a man who's not afraid to show his true emotion
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A man who expresses himself in his own special way
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Number 2, if you fell in love with me
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Exactly how would you let me know?
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First thing, I could never love you
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You sound like richy bitch yo, fuck you
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But if I did, I'd probably show you that I care
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By takin' all these other motherfuckers outta here
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I'd go through your phone book and wack 'em all
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Then find contestant number 1 and break his fuckin' jaw
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(What?)
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Anyone who looked at you would have to pay
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I'd be blowin' fuckin nuggets off all day
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I'd grab your titties and stretch 'em down past your waist
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Let 'em go and watch 'em both spring up in your face
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I'd sing love songs to ya the best I can, get ya naked
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And hit it like a cave man
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Then we go to the beach and walk through the sand
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I throw a little in your face and say I'm just playin'
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As you spit it all out I rub your back and grab
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Your underwear and wedge it up your ass crack
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Well, it sounds like contestant number 2 is just overflowing
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With sensitivity, Sharon, it's a tough choice so far
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Sharon, let's have your last question and see
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Which one is gonna win the rights to your neden
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Okay, if we were at a dance club and you both noticed me
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At the same time, tell me, how would you each
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Get my attention and what would your pick up line be
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Whoever's the smoothest wins
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Okay, first I'd slide up to the bar and tell you
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That I can't believe how fucking fat you are
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I'd tell you that I like the way you make your titties shake
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And if you lost a little weight you'd look like Rikki Lake
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Fuck that, you'd be jackin' me quick
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I'd order you a drink and stir it with my dick
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And then to get your attention in a crowded place
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I'd simply walk up and stick my nuts in your face
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Yeah, freak her with your nuts, yo that'll get her
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Tell her that she's fat, yeah that'll work even better
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Look, fuck you, I got a strong rap shit you don't want
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He's mad whack, I walked into a bar and there he was
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Standing on a bucket tryin' to fuck it
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It was a big fucking smelly ass farm llama
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Damn dawg, how ya gonna dis your mama?
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