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Cellphone Vigilante
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Arrogant Worms
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I was having dinner with a friend.
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I was telling a story and nearing the end,
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When his cell phone rang and he said, "I've gotta take this call."
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So I waited for a minute or two
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And then I did what I had to do:
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I grabbed the phone from his hand and threw it against the wall.
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And as it lay there on the ground,
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I picked my leg up and I put my foot down
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And crushed that evil thing to smithereens.
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'Cause I'm a cell phone vigilante
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So don't you take that call
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When you're at the movie theater
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Or shopping at the mall.
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And if I hear you talking about your boring life,
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I'll make it end right now so I don't have to hear it twice.
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Yeah!
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Well, it used to be only crazy folks
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Talking to themselves and laughing at jokes
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That no one else but them could even hear!
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But since the cell phone came around,
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There's crazy folks all over town,
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And it's like they're all just yapping in my ear!
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And now that they've got text messaging,
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They're always thumbing on their thing.
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I don't know what they're doing, but it ain't right!
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'Cause I'm a cell phone vigilante
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And you won't be here long
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If you make your ringtone an annoying hip hop song.
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And if I see you driving with a phone at your ear,
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Next time you get a call, it'll be ringing out your rear!
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Yeah!
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Well, I went up to Jerry
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And crushed his Blackberry.
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I went up to Tony
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And I busted up his Sony.
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I went up to Phil.
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His Nokia I did kill.
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And who knows? You might be next!
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'Cause I'm a cell phone vigilante
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So don't make me irreverene
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And have to clean up your bad manners
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Through rough and violent means.
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So put the cell phone down
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And take a little time
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To walk all the way over
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To a safe landline.
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And that way, I won't have to hurt you!
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