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David Wilcox
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Back in Brooklyn when I was ten
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As if to prove that we were men
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My friends and I would trash each others families
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We were morons, I know that now
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I let them call my mom a cow
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And somehow that measured my virility
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But one day they threw a curve
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They struck a wrong nerve
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And found the shameful secret I had kept
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But I took it like a man
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I stood my stand
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And then I wept
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Cuz when your father looks like Moe
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You know, the guy from the Three Stooges
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Life can be so cruel
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At school, I was a sitting duck
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Behind my back I heard "Nuck nuck"
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ANd if that wasn't bad enough
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Sometimes they bopped my nose
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To look at me you might believe
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More likely, my father looked like Curly
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But no, he looked like Moe
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La la la la
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La la la
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La la la
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La la
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I asked my father straight out one day
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Why he chose to look that way
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His shiny, jet black hair cut like an Eskimo
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And though I'd hoped his reply might be
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Some father-son philosophy
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All he said to me was "Who the heck is Moe?"
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But I said, "Dad, it's me they tease."
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"I'm beggin' you, please...
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Could you wear your hair more 'normally'?"
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And we stood there eye-to-eye, guy-to-guy
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And he said, "Coitenly!"
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Cuz when your father looks like Moe
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You know, the guy from the Three Stooges
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Life can be so cruel
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But he marched off to the barber chair
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He kept his word, he cut his hair
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And you would think that then and there
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I'd have been content
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But damn if that was not the year
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They signed up a replacement in the line-up
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So it went---my father looked like Shemp
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La la la la
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La la la
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La la la
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La la
David Wilcox November 27th 1989 16X9
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