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Adam Sandler
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Adam Sandler
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Miscellaneous
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A Christmas Song
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Well,um it's the holiday season
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And Santas' been checkin' his list to see whos' been naughty or nice
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And I'm kinda feelin' guilty
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So I wrote a song
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So many presents, so little time
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Santa won't be coming
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By my house this year
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'Cause I tried to drown my sister
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And I pierced my ear
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Oh mama made it perfectly clear
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Santa don't like bad boys
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Especially Jewish ones
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Skanif-kanof and Lego blocks
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Are what I desire
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So, why'd I have to set
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The pizza guy's hair on fire
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I told him I was sorry, I'm a liar
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So, no toys for me
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I don't deserve 'em
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I couldn't wait for a big wheel
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As the holiday neared
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But then I told my grandma
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That she had a beard
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(speaking) Dear Santa,
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I know what my problem is
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Why I can't be good
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It's a fear of intimacy
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You see, my whole life
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Whenever I've met someone
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really great like you and,
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I keep feeling
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I'm getting too close to them
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Something inside me
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Makes me want to screw it up
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So in a weird way
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The reason I'm so bad is because
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I love you so much Santa
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Rock 'em, Sock 'em robots
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Is what I was hopin' for
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But then I made a death threat
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To Vice President Gore
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Oh Santa won't be knockin' on my door
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'Cause he's a big fat whore
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What made me say that!?
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Chutes and Ladders
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Would be so good indeed
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So why's I have to sell
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That cop a bag of weed
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So Santa please give me
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My Easy Bake Oven
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I swear I thought Billy goats
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Were made for lovin'
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So Santa won't you
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Accept my appoligies
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Santa can't you see
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I'm beggin' you please
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Oh Santa, next year
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I'll do you right
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Live from New York
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It's Saturday Night
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