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Denis Leary
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I'm sick and tired of my generation getting blamed
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For the state of the planet, I'm sick of my generation getting called
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'The TV generation', "Well all you guys do is watch TV"
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What did you expect? We watched lee harvey oswald get shot
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Live on tv one Sunday morning, we were afraid to change
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The fucking channel for the next thirty years
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"This show sucks", "Yeah, but somebody might get shot
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During the commercial, now hang on!
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That's what's wrong with this country, we always shoot the wrong guys
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We shoot J F K, we shoot R F K and it comes to teddy, we go
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"Ahh, leave him alone, he'll fuck it up himself, no problem, you know"
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Biggest target in the whole goddamn Kennedy family
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Nobody takes a shot on me, he weighs about seven thousand pounds
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You could shoot a bullet in Los Angeles and hit him in the ass in Boston
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Five minutes later, he'd be standing on the lawn
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At the Kennedy compound going, "Ah There's a bullet in my ass, ah"
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Ted kennedy, good senator, but a bad date
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You know what I'm saying, folks? One of those guys who gets home
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At four o'clock in the morning and goes, "What did I forget?
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Oh! The fucking girl! What's the matter with me?
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Jesus, where are my pants? Holy shit!
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Because I'll tell you folks, we got a real problem with guns
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In this country, we have people snapping
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Almost twice, three, four, five times a year, right?
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People just snap, they can't take it anymore, they just snap
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They go into Mcdonalds and kill fifteen people
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I mean what the fuck is going on down at the post office?
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Every six months some guy gets fired, comes back
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And kills all his co-workers
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If I worked at the post office as a supervisor
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I wouldn't lay anybody off for the next twenty-five fucking years
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I'd just walk around going, "Hanrahan, what're you doing?" "Nothing"
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"Well, keep it up, you're doing a great job! Jesus, I'll tell ya"
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And I am sick and tired for New York city taking the blame
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In this country for the crime problem, you know
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Whenever you read a fact chart, it always says Detroit leads the world
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In rape and murder and everything else, but New York takes the blame
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"New york's a cess pool, it's a cess pool of filth and crime
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We're moving", "Hey! I just moved here four years ago
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And I'm not leaving, because this is the most exciting place
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In the world to live"
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Oh yeah! Yeah! There are so many ways to die in New York city
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Come on! Race riots, drive by shootings, subway crashes
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Construction cranes collapsing on the sidewalks
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Manhole covers blowing up, asbestos shooting into the sky
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We had a subway crash here a couple of years ago
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Five people died, the next day they found the driver was drunk
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And hooked on crack, folks, this makes Disneyland
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Look like a fucking bike ride, doesn't it?
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"Your drive today is Edward, he's drunk and hooked on crack
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The man sitting next to you has a loaded nine-millimeter
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Good luck, folks!", "Honey, get the camera!"
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This is gonna be fucking great!"
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Yeah, I love living in New York, man and people who live in New York
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We wear that fact like a badge right on our sleeve because we know
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That fact impresses everybody! "I was in vietnam"
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"So what? I live in New York!", "Really?
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Yeah, 'cause New York teaches you to live life the way
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It should be lived, moment to moment, yes
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Because every moment in New York could be your last
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Oh yeah, yeah
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You could be walking down the street tomorrow
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Feeling good about yourself, drink free, drug free
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Looking forward to the future
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And somebody accidently nudges their poodle off of a 75th floor ledge
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Doink! And he's headed for the ground
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At a hundred and seventy five thousand miles per hour
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And curchunk he's impeded in your head! You're dead on contact
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The headline in the post the next day reads, "Man killed by best friend"
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People cut the article out and they laugh about it at the office
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And you're forever remembered as the poodle man!
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"I knew the poodle man and he hated fucking poodles"
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New york teaches you to live life moment to moment
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And street by street and beat to beat
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Because we've all played that street ot street game in New York
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Haven't we? Yes we have, good block, bad block, good block, bad block
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Gun block, crack block, asbestos block, poodle block! Poodle block
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'Cause most people think, "Life sucks, and then you die"
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I disagree, I think life sucks, then you get cancer
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Then you go into chemotherapy and you lose all your hair
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You feel bad about yourself, then all of the sudden
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The cancer goes into remission
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You look good, you feel good, you're going great
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And all of the sudden you have a stroke, you can't move your right side
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And one day you step off the curb at 68th by Lincoln center and bang
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You get hit by a bus and then, maybe, you die
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Because I think Jim Hensen said it best when he said
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"Anybody got any aspirin? I think I got a cold"
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And a chill filled the room, we all have this incredible attachment
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To the muppets, don't we? "We love the muppets! They're so cute!"
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Did you hear about Jim Hensen's funeral? Here in New York city, huh?
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Kermit the frog and big bird sang "It's not easy being green"
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At Jim Hensen's funeral, if I'm fifty-six years old
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When I kick the bucket and a fucking sock is singing at my funeral
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I'm gonna pop out of the coffin and go
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"Hey! What the Hell is this about? Sammy Davis Jr. gets Frank Sinatra
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And I get a fucking sock?
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I'm really pissed off now!
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