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Here they come -- talkin' down at me -- I get the funniest looks "˜cause -- I said I don't believe
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They say we were monkeys -- They think they're sayin' something profound
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But where's their missing link at? There weren't any bodies found
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They built a man from a hog's tooth -- They called a lie the truth
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And any time they get busted -- They sell you something new
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They say we were monkeys -- I think that they've been monkeyin' around
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Cause they're too busy changin' their books and their studies 'round
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They're just tryin' to defend it -- they got a lot to re-explain
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Where they've done excavation -- they keep uncoverin' mistakes
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Any time -- or anywhere -- Just look over the boulders -- You'll see that man's been there
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They say we were monkeys -- I think their heads are stuck in the ground
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Cause they're too busy diggin' and putting the Bible down
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SPOKEN:
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Java Man was the skull of a gibbon; Nebraska Man was the tooth of a pig and
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The Piltdown Man was a lowdown sham; They built that man from an organutan
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Ramapithicus wasn't complete; He's a fragment of jaw and a couple of teeth
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Addition skeletons show us today that he isn't our relative -- only an ape
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Australapithicus alias Lucy, The fossil of this is just vague and confusing
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The wonderful knee bone they're proud to possess was 200 feet deeper -- a mile from the rest
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Neanderthal Man was prob'ly deficient in Vitamin D or it might've been rickets
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But he had religion and musical instruments, fire and tools and from you he's no different
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They say we were monkeys but people came from dust in the ground
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But they're too busy thinkin' to look into what we've found
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They're just kinda pretending, but I know why they seem afraid
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If we come from creation, you need God's son to be saved
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They say we were monkeys but there was no evidence found
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Still you'd better get ready -- They'll make it up anyhow
ApologetiX - "Monkeys for Uncles" (Offic...
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