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There was a bounty hunter in the depths of space
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And she could easily combine your stupid ass with your face
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Her name was Samus Aran and she would destroy metroids
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When she wasn't totally pissed she was extremely annoyed
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She stood up to every challenge no matter however demanding
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And her courage was amazing and her boobies were outstanding
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-What! ?
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Er... nothing I was just saying that you're brave
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Um, ok, hey, look over there, haha, it's Kraid...
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I'm the strongest dragon that you've ever seen
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You're gonna die mother fucker
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I take up five screens
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I'm gonna swallow you whole
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And then you'll go down easy
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Then you'll be digested
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And converted to feces!
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I'll take off your helmet, see the fear in your eyes,
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And your beautiful hair and your well-toned thighs,
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And your pillowy lips and -wait, you're not a guy?
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-Is that a problem, you fuck?
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Er... no, prepare to die!
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Kraid was hesitating but Samus was set to fight,
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She got into a battle stance that made her butt look super tight
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And Kraid said "No way, I think there has been a gigantic mistake,
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I actually just wanted to give you some desserts that I baked"
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But Samus said: "What pisses me off most in this world,
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Is when enemies get nice when they all find out I'm a girl,
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So do me a favour and take your cakes and your pies,
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And shove them so far up your ass that they end up behind your eyes."
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Stop treating me like I'm a sex object,
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Mother Brain's a woman, but she gets respect
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-Yea Kraid! You never talk to me that way!
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-Oh gosh, I wonder if it's because you're a huge disgusting brain?
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Get the fuck off my planet this is your last chance.
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I'm gonna go ahead and slide out of my pants.
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That's it, you're all fucking dead.
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What? This room feels stuffy,
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By the way do you like puppies? HERE'S A BASKET OF PUPPIES
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-Whoops, killed the puppies.
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