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Monty Python
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I've got a ferret sticking up my nose
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(He's got a ferret sticking up his nose)
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How it got there I can't tell
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But now it's there it hurts like hell
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And what's more it radically affects my sense of smell
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I've got a ferret sticking up my nose
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(It pokes its head out every time he blows)
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I can stand it for a while
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Although it's absolutely vile
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It's not as bad as last week when I had a crocodile
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I can see a bare-bottomed mandrill
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(Slyly eyeing his other nostril)
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I really won't know what to do
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But if he jumps inside there too
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I shall be a proud possessor of a kind of nasal zoo
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(A nasal zoo)
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I've got a ferret sticking up my nose
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(It starts singing when he wears his formal clothes)
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I can almost stand the noise
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But at parties it destroysMy hard-earned and carefully cultivated social poise
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I've got a ferret sticking up my nose
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(Worst of all it constantly explodes)
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Ferrets don't explode you say
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But it happened nine times yesterday
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And I should know for each time I was standing in the way
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I've got a ferret sticking up my nose
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(He's got a ferret sticking up his nose)
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How it got there I can't tell
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But now it's there it hurts like hell
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And what's more it radically affects my sense of smell
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