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Voltaire
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Well, I went down to Mos Eisley for a converter
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Hell, ya know how hot it gets on Tatooine
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Well then I saw that there cantina
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I'll go in for an Orangina
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I heard it was rough but how bad could it be?
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Well I walked through the door and the music stopped--dead
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All manner of man and beasts were starin' at me
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Seems just one week before their Twi'lek slave girl walked out the door
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And I guess I was the next best thing they'd seen
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I lost more than my heart in that cantina
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I left my manhood there on Tatooine
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Son, it don't mean you're weak if you turn the other cheek
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But if you spread 'em both for Jabba, son, you ain't a man!
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I was hit over the head by ol' Han Solo
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I'da never guessed that pirate was a homo
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I woke up next to Chewbacca
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I was smeared in Wookie caca
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And what they did to my poor nipples was a no-no!
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Ol' Greedo greedily grabbed his green weenie
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And he yanked that sucker til it wasn't so teenie
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He pulled me into Jabba's hut
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He stared intently at my butt
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And then he oota-toota'ed me with his zucchini
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I lost more than my heart in that cantina
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I left my manhood there on Tatooine
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Son, it don't mean you're weak if you turn the other cheek
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But if you spread 'em both for Jabba, son, you ain't a man!
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Well, a guy walked up and said "My friend doesn't like you."
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I said 'Sorry.'
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He said 'I don't like you either, you better watch your self!' - I think his name was Tom Waits
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And then some old dude who taught Vader
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Chopped his arm off with a sabre
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That later made for one red hot anal invader - owwwww
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I was broken on the floor beat to a stupor
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Then I was saved! There at the door were 10 storm troopers!
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But then my hope faded away,
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I didn't know they cloned 'em gay
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And they each took turns storm troopin' me in the pooper
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I lost more than my heart in that cantina
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I left my manhood there on Tatooine
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Son, it don't mean you're weak if you turn the other cheek
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Which is why I still go there every week!
Voltaire - Almost Human (Lyrics)
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