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Ludacris
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[Ludacris]
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Oh god! Oh god! Ugh..
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[911 Lady]
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9-1-1 What's your emergency?
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[Ludacris]
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Yes ma'am I got a hard problem, I got a hard problem...
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[911 Lady]
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Calm down sir, it can't be that hard, Okay?
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[Ludacris]
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No, no it can't, it-it can't... It is! My dick, it's been hard for over eight hours and it just won't go down!
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[911 Lady]
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Excuse me?!
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[Ludacris]
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I took one of them Viagras for the first time...
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[911 Lady]
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Word?!
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[Ludacris]
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And the first one didn't do anything, s-so I took another one...
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[911 Lady]
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OK..
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[Ludacris]
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And now my shit harder than titanium in this motherfucker, I've been knocking shit over...
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[911 Lady]
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Damn, I ain't had no dick in 6 months..
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[Ludacris]
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Why don't them shits come with directions?! I don't know what to do, ma'am help!
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[911 Lady]
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Hey girl, Lisa!
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[Lisa]
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Hmhm--?
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[Ludacris]
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--My god, what was I thinking...
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[911 Lady]
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--Call my shift, forward this call to my cell and confirm his address!
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[Lisa]
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I got you!
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[Ludacris]
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Swear to god imma kill Tyrone and them niggas, I ain't never listenin' to them niggas again man, I swear!
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[Lisa]
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Mmm... Calm down, sir help is on the way!
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[Ludacris]
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I can't believe these bitches set my dick up for failure!
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[911 Lady]
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Well, what happened anyway?
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[Ludacris]
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I had, I had invited this chick over, you know what I'm sayin', this bitch I knew from a long time...
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[911 Lady]
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Mm-Hmm...
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[Ludacris]
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And she said she was with her friend, and they both wanted this thang, man, like they both wanted to jump me off, you know what I'm sayin', and then--
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[911 Lady]
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--Poor thang!--
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[Ludacris]
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--it started going to voicemail, man I HATE these bitches, man why do they need to be doing this stupid shit?!
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[911 Lady]
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Mm-Mm, sir, help is in the neighborhood!--Is it the last house on the right?
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[Ludacris]
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...Right on the right... right? No, they right, THESE BITCHES AIN'T RIGHT!
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[Lisa]
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Mm, don't worry about that! Momma gon' take care of you! Oh, is the one with the blow up dolls in the front?
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[Ludacris]
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The one in the cut, with the furry bushes... it's got some furry bushes, yes it does... I done wacked off like three times! I don't know what else to do!
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[911 Lady]
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Well, you ain't gotta do that no more! (opens and closes door)
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[Ludacris]
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What the hell you doin' in my house?!
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[911 Lady]
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Nigga, where the drinks at?!
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