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Bethlehemian Rhapsody (2001)
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Parody of "Bohemian Rhapsody" by Queen
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(1 Samuel 17)
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With the Israelites
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1st Samuel 17
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Saul and his men cry
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No escape from the Philistines
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Up came Goliath
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A hundred feet high it seemed
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I'll end this war boys
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Send one to fight with me
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'Cause it's an
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Easy way
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We can tell
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I defy
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Israel
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Anyone you wish boys
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Doesn't really matter to me
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To me
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Goliath
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Was quite a man
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There were none who could compare
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No one bigger anywhere
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Goliath
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Was a champion
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And everyone who saw him was afraid
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No one oo-oo-oo-oo
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Stood a chance against the guy
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If he came back again this time tomorrow
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41, 41 days he comes up for battle
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Little Dave
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Said I'm the one
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Just a shepherd with a sling
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But I step into the ring
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Good try, little buddy
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King Saul replied
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But we need some one real big to face this brute
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Come on oo-oo-oo-oo
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I ain't gonna die
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This sunset comes that Philistine's gonna fall
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I see a little bitty shepherd not a man
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Are you fools? Are you fools? You're just fuelin' my anger
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Am I just a dog you come at me with rocks and sticks?
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Goli-liath (repeat x 5)
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Here we go
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With sticks and stones
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I trust the Lord but nobody trusts me
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He trusts the Lord but spends his time tending sheep
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Facing a giant with a stone and a sling
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Evil man
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You must go
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God will strike you down
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He will not
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No
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He will not strike me down
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Yes he will
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He will not
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He will not strike me down
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Yes he will
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He will not
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He will not strike me down
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Yes he will
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Will not strike me down
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Yes he will
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Will not strike me down
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Yes he will
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You've had it
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No no no no no no
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Coma hera, coma hera
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Coma hera little boy
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I'll give your flesh to the birds of the sky
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To eat (x 3)
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So you think you can mock the invisible God?
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So you think you're just fighting a sling and a shot?
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Oh baby
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You ain't just fightin' David
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You're fighting God
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And he'll knock you right outta here
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Oooh
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Go Dave, go Dave, go Daave
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Woohoohoo
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It doesn't really matter
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What your size might be
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God will fight me battles
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God will win my battles for me
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David will be king soon
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(Version 2)
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Is this a real guy? Is he just fantasy?
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'Cause of his grand size, no one's safe from fatality
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Open your eyes, look up at Goliath, and see:
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GOLIATH
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I'm dressed for war, boys. I need no infantry
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Because I'll meet the one you propose
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Israelites, pick my foe
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Anyway, I'll win, so it doesn't really matter to me
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DAVID
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Mama, there's still no man who can come against this threat
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You might figure now we're dead
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Mama, Goliath is testing us
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And now he's gonna know they're all afraid
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Mama, ooh ooh ooh, he's a mean and crazy guy
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He'll come right back again this time tomorrow
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Daring us, scaring us -- cause he wants to meet in battle
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Hooray! My time has come
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Been a shepherd all my life -- but I'm taking on this giant
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Goodbye, everybody -- but not for long
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God will lead me all the while I face this brute
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C'mon! Ooh ooh ooh!
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(David you're a wimp though) I'm not gonna die
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The One who wins my battles is Lord of all
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GOLIATH
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I see a little silly shepherd - not a man
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What are you tryin' to prove? You'll be chewed up and mangled!
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Send a boy to fight me? Very, very tiny flea!
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DAVID
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Gol-la-liath! Gol-la-liath! Gonna die you big galoot!
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I'll kick your butt!
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I trust the Lord but nobody trusts me
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CROWD
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He trusts the Lord, but suffers from insanity
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Daring to fight 'gainst this monstrosity
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DAVID
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Evil comes, evil goes -- You will get deposed
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GOLIATH
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I will not, no! I will not get deposed
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DAVID
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Yes, you will (Repeat)
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Your head will roll
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GOLIATH
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No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
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Come-to-me-a! Come-to-me-a! Let the eagles pick your bones
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Beelzebub and his devils gonna fight for me for me for me
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DAVID
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So you think you can scorn me and spit at my tribe?
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So you think you're above me just based on your size?
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Oh, baby ... you ain't just duelin' David
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You're gonna get it now -- cause God'll win my battle here
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CROWD
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Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Oh yeah!
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DAVID
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Guys I'm really flattered - yet it wasn't me
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God wins every battle - God wins every battle for me
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VOICE
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David will be king soon
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