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The Neden Game
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ICP (Insane Clown Posse)
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"Let's meet contestant number one
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He's a skitsofrantic, serial killer clown
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Who says, "woman love his sexy smile"
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Let's find out if his charm will work on Sharon
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Sharon, what's your question?"
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"Contestant number one,
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I believe first impressions last forever
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So let's say you were to come over to my parent's house
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And have dinner with me and my family
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Tell me what you would do to make
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That first impression really stick"
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[Violent J]
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Let's see, uh, well, I'd have to think about it
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I might show up in a tux, HA!, but I doubt it
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I'd probably just show up naked like I always do
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And look your momma in the eye and tell her, "FUCK YOU!!!"
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Hurry up bitch, I'm hungry, I smell spaghetti
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I'd pinch her loopy ass and tell her, "Get the food ready!"
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Your dad will probably start tripping and get me pissed
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I'd have to walk up and bust him in his fucking lips!
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It's dinner time, we hearing grace from your mother
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I pull a forty out and pour some for your little brother
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I'm steady staring at your sister, I'll tell you this
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You know for only 13, she got some big tits
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After that, your dad will try to jump again
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And only this time, I'd put the forty to his chin
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After you mom does the dishes and the silverware
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I'd dry-fuck her till I nut in my underwear
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"Now, let's me contestant number two
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He's a psychopathic, deranged, crackhead freak
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Who works for the Dark Carnival
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He says women call him stretch nuts
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Sharon, let's hear your question"
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"I like a man who's not afraid to show his true emotions
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A man who expresses himself in his own special way
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Number two, if you fell in love with me
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Exactly how would you let me know?"
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[Shaggy 2 Dope]
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First thing, I could never love you
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You sound like a richie-bitch, yo, FUCK YOU!!!
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But if I did, I'd probably show you that I care
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By taking all these other motherfuckers outta here
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I'd go through your phone book and whack em all
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And find contestant number one and break his fucking jaw (what?!)
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Anyone who looked at you, would have to pay
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I'd be blowing fucking nuggets off all day
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I'd grab your titties and stretch em down past your waist
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Let em go, and watch em both spring up in your face
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I'd sing love songs to you, the best I can
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Get you naked, and hit it like a CAVEMAN!!!
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When we go to the beach and walk through the sand
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I throw a little in your face and say, I'm just playing
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As you spit it all out, I'd rub your back
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And grab your underwear and wedge it up your ass crack!!
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"Well it sounds like contestant number two
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Is just over-flowing with sensitivity, Sharon
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It's a touch choice so far
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Sharon, let's have your last question and
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See which one is going to win the rights to your neden"
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"Okay, if we were at a dance club, and you both noticed me at the
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same time. Tell me, how would you each get my attention, and what would
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your pick up line be? Well, whoever's the smoothest wins!"
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[Violent J]
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Okay, first I'd slide up to the bar
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And tell you that I can't believe how fucking fat you are
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I'd tell that I like the way you make your titties shake
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And if you lost a little weight, you'd look like Rickie Lake!
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[Shaggy 2 Dope]
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Fuck that, you'd be jocking me quick
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I'd order you a drink and stir it with my dick
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And then to get your attention in the crowded place
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I'd simply walk up and stick my nuts in your face
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[Violent J]
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Yeah, freak with your nuts, yo, that'll get her
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[Shaggy 2 Dope]
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Tell her that's she fat, yeah, that'll work even better
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[Violent J]
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Look, fuck you, I got a strong rap
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Shit, you don't want contestant number two
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He's mad-whack
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[Violent J]
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I walk into a bar and there he was
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Standing up by a bucket, eww, trying to fuck it
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It was a big fucking smelly, ass farm llama
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[Shaggy 2 Dope]
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Damn dawg! how you gonna diss your momma?!
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