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Wait a minute man
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Ay check this out man
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It was this blind man, right?
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Man check this
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It was this blind man, right?
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He was feelin'
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His way down the street
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With this stick, right?
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Ay, he walked past
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This fish market
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You know what I'm sayin'?
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He stopped, he took
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A deep breath, he said
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Woo, good morning ladies
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You like that shit man?
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Ay, I got a gang of that shit, man
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I tell you what
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My man on the guitar
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Ay, fool on the drums
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Everybody just crowd
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'Round the mic
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I tell you all these
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Motherfuckin' jokes I got man
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So first I'm gonna
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Start it off like this
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Help me sing it home boy, come on
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Said colt 45 and two zig-zags
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Baby that's all we need
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We can go to the park after
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Dark smoke that tumbleweed
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As the marijuana burn
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We can take our turn
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Singin' them dirty rap songs
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Stop and hit the bong
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Like Cheech and Chong
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It still takes
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From here to Hong Kong
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So roll, roll, roll my joint
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Pick out the seeds and stems
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Feelin' high as hell
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Flyin' through Palm Dell
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Skatin' on datin' rims
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So roll, roll the 83
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Cadallac Coupe Caville
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If my tapes and
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My cds just don't sell
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I bet my Cavy will
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Well it was just sundown
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In a small white town
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They call it eastside Palm Dell
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When the Afro Man walked
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Through the white land
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Houses went up for sale
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Well I was standin' on
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The corner sellin' rap cd's
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When I met a little girl named Jan
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I let her ride in my Caddy
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'Cause I didn't know
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Her daddy was the leader
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Of the Ku Klux Klan
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We fucked on the bed
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Fucked on the flo'
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Fucked so long
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I grew a fuckin' afro
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Then I fucked to the left
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Fucked to the right
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She sucked my dick
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Till the shit turned white
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I thought to myself
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Sheeba sheeba got my
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As* lookin' like a zebra
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I put on my clothes
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And I was on my way
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Until her daddy
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Pulled up in a Chevrolet
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So I ran, I jumped
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Out the back window
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But her daddy, he was
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Waitin' with a two-by-fo'
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Oh, he beat me to the left
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He beat me to the right
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The motherfucker
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Whooped my as* all night
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But I ain't mad
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At her prejudice dad
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That's the best
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Damn pussy I ever had
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Got a bad of weed
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And a bottle o' wine
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I'm a fuck that bitch
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Just one more time
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Colt 45 and two zig-zags
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Baby that's all we need
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We can go to the park
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After dark smoke
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That tumbleweed
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And as the marijuana burn
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We can take our turn
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Singin' them dirty rap songs
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Stop and hit the bong
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Like Cheech and Chong
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It still takes
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From here to Hong Kong
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So roll, roll, roll my joint
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Pick out the seeds and stems
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Feelin' high as hell
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Flyin' through Palm Dell
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Skatin' on datin' rims
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So roll, roll the 83
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Cadallac Coupe Caville
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If my tapes and
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My cds just don't sell
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I bet my Cavy will
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I met this lady in Hollywood
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She had green hair but
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Damn she looked good
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I took her to my house
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'Cause she was fine
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But she whooped out a dick
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That was bigger than mine
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I met this lady from Japan
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Never made love
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With an African
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I fucked her once
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I fucked her twice
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I ate that pussy
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Like shrimp fried rice
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Don't be amazed
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At the stories I tell ya
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I met a woman in
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The heart of Australia
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Had a big butt and big titties, too
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So I hopped in
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Her as* like a kangaroo
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See I met this woman from Hawaii
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Stuck it in her as*
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And she said I E
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Lips was breakfast
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Pussy was lunch
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Then her titties busted open
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With Hawaiin punch
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Met Colonel Sanders wife
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In the state of Kentucky
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She said I'll fry some chicken
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If you just fuck me
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I came in her mouth
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It was a crisis
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I gave her my secret blend
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Of herbs and spices
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Colt 45 and two zig-zags
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Baby that's all we need
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We can go to the park
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After dark smoke
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That tumbleweed
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And as the marijuana burn
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We can take our turn
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Singin' them dirty rap songs
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Stop and hit the bong
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Like Cheech and Chong
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It still takes
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From here to Hong Kong
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I met Dolly Parton in Tennessee
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Her titties were
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Filled with hennessy
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That country music
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Really drove me crazy
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But I rode that as*
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And said "Yes, Miss Daisy"
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Met this lady in Oklahoma
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Put that pussy in a coma
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Met this lady in Michigan
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I can't wait till
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I fuck that bitch again
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Met a real black girl
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Down in South Carolina
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Fucked her till she
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Turned into a white albina
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Fucked this hooker in Iowa
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I fucked her on credit
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So I owe her
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Fucked this girl down in Georgia
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Came in her mouth
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Now I thought I told ya
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Met this beautiful s*** ho
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She just ran 'cross
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The border of Mexico
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Fine young thang
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Said her name's Maria
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I wrapped her up
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Just like a hot tortilla
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I wanna get married
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But I can't afford it
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I know I'm a cry
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When she get deported
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Colt 45 and two zig-zags
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Baby that's all we need
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We can go to the park
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After dark smoke
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That tumbleweed
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As the marijuana burn
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We can take our turn
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Singin' them dirty rap songs
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Stop and hit the bong
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Like Cheech and Chong
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It still take
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Ffrom here to Hong Kong
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Have you ever went
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Ova' a girl's house to fuck
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But the pussy
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Just ain't no good?
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(Say what)
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I mean you gettin' upset
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'Cause you can't get her wet
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Plus you in
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The wrong neighbourhood
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So you try to play it off
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And eat the pussy
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But it take her
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So long to c**
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Then a dude walk in
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That's her big boyfriend
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And he asks you
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Where you from
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(Where you from homey?)
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So you wipe your mouth
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And you try to explain
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(I don't bang)
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You start talkin' real fast
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(I don't bang)
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But he already mad
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'Cause you fuckin' his wife
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So he start beatin' on yo' as*
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Now ya clothes all muddy
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Ya nose all bloody
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Your dick was hard
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But now it's soft (what)
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You thought you had
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To girl to rock your world
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Now you still gotta go jack off
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Said Colt 45 and
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Two Zig Zags
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Baby that's all we need
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We can go to
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The park after dark
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Smoke that tumbleweed
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(Fades)
Afroman - Crazy Rap (Colt 45 & 2 Zig Zag...
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