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Tim Tam Slam
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Mal Webb
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Once I met a girl, she said her name was Pam
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She told me that I ought to try the Tim Tam Slam
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She asked me up for coffee, I thought it was a line
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But we were there before I got to say "your place or mine"
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She sat me down she filled the cups
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She made it white with one
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But when we got the Tim Tams out I knew we had begun
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We were doin' the Tim Tam Slam
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She showed me how it's done and you can do it too
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Get yourself a hot drink and Tim Tam or two
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Then bite both ends off one and use it as a straw
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Then quickly gulp the lot before it ends up on the floor
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Hot chocolate, tea or coffee
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It's a choice you'll have to make
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'Cos when it comes to sugar rush, this really takes the cake
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We were doing the Tim Tam Slam
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<>The next thing I knew we'd had about three packets and ran out
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We had to start using homebrand Tim Tams... and they're crap
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We tried using Chocolate Teddy Bears, biting off one ear and one foot, but you feel a bit inhumane doing that
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I tried using a Kit Kat, but I got a hernia
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I tried using a Weetbix, but you just end up with porridge in the bottom of the mug
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I even tried it with a mint slice and a curry laksa... and actually that was good... uuuurrrgh.
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The last thing I remember, Pam was opening a jar of Bonox (which is like essence of cow in a jar)
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There was just chocolate everywhere, chocolate everywhere, chocolate everywhere...
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The next day when I woke upon the kitchen floor
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I felt like I had added on a kilogram or four
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My memory was murky, my mouth was much the same
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How can such wicked Biscuits go by such a cutesy name
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Pam burst in with three bags full
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She'd just been at the shop
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She grabbed the kettle with a grin and filled it to the top
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We were doin' the Tim Tam Slam
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That's right y'all, we were doin' it, doin' it
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We were doin' it, doin' it, doin' it, doin' it, doin' it, doin' it
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We were doin' the Tim Tam Slam
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That's right y'all, we were doin' it
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In the kitchen we were chewin' it
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On the hot plate we were brewin' it
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Yeah we were doin' it
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We were doin' the Tim Tam Slam, yeah
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So whenever you feel this way, don't delay do it today, slam away, it'll be OK
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You'll be doin' the Tim Tam Slam
"Timshel" - Mumford & Sons (Official Lyr...
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