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Intro
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[I wish I could go along with you but I do have a problem. I've got
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My (Soul! ) but I can't find my (Damn Hoe! )]
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Verse 1
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Poor X not only do I headsweat from headsets
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Full time Era come at X from knockin' Z's correct
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Next step's to count sheep
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But too many sheep ain't jumpin' hurdles they sleep
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Yeah they sleep I think I'll check a shorter story
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Title: Bo's Hoe sound's boring perfect for these
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Sleepless nights, though I feel quite over-aged
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Yeah, I know... turn the page
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Verse 2
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[Ha-ha huh... let's begin! ]
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Book-marks the first page
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And reads once upon an age in a far far land
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Lived three farmers, Tom, Sam and Bo of course
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From behind Tom's black fence Tom peeps across
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Just to witness Sam's crop business
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Boomin' like the big guy's, but get this
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Sam sold to uncles and cousins, poor Tom crams
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He sold his to get a fence like Sam (yeah)
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Page 2: Sam view's the sight -
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What goes at Bo's over his picket white
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Slowly he peeks only to see Bo plantin'
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Sweet potatoes with his brand new hoe
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Bo sees Sam but's not frettin', more sweatin'
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Thinkin' about steppin' to the crib, forgettin'
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'Bout his brand new hoe, Old Mickey D would say Sam's tricky
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The plot thickens, onto page 3...
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Verse 3
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Top of the mornin', sun's up, skies are blue
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Once nothin... then cock-a-doodle-doo
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All three knew this tool more than well
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Sure beats alarm bells, they induce head swells
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Well, clock says Sam's off to tend to his crop
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Time says Farmer Tom's off to mop
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Bo's up and at 'em, then twitches one eye
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For something here is not quite cipher
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"E-I-E-I-O!" screamed Bo
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"Left on my lawn, now it's gone, where's my hoe?
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O woe is me, how will I ever plant seeds
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Lay the fertilizer, dig up the weeds?
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Plus make true my foremost desire
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To get a picket fence and trash the chicken wire?"
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By, uh, 100% life gets hard
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When one hoe goes from one's garden
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Verse 4
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Page 4: Little Bo weeped
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Cleared tears from eyes then Little Bo peeped
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Through a hole in Sam's six foot fence
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Where Sam was seen plantin' tall and short pea plants
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Hence the moral of the fable:
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Always keep a boring book on your night table
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A Tom is not able
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But when you grow up to be a farmer keep an eye on your yard
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Cuz with no hoe it's hard
D-Lo - No hoe
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