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Mal Webb
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Compatible, that's what I'd call a pair like you and me
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Our charts, our wits, our pheromones all match impeccably
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But before we wed let's give a thought to future litigation
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For one thing much be established prior to our cohabitation
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Do you put the toilet roll paper over or paper under?
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It can be a major blunder, it splits the world asunder
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If the toilet tissue issue drives you up the wall
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But it's neither better or worse, it's just different, that's all
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Well, some people justify their choice, defending inconsolably
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"It's easier to grab", "It doesn't spool off uncontrollably!"
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Then dummies spit despite the fact it's really a line call
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Whether whim, aesthetic or logic, it's different, that's all
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Think of mum and dad next time you pull upon those perforations
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Role models play a part, it passes down through generations
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And your preference was imprinting prior to days when you could crawl
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Whether genes, recessive or dominant, it's different, that's all
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OK, hands up all the overs, and now all the unders raise a hand
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Now all those who don't give a rat's, you're in denial, I understand
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I won't get onto scrunch or fold, it may incite a brawl
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Whether printed, patterned or perfumed, it's just different, that's all
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Now you may be thinking quietly, "What a stupid subject for a song"
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But history's page is bloodied by such petty bickering gone wrong
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It only takes the slightest slip to make the mighty fall
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Whether gods or bollocks or politics, it's different, that's all
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So do whales, who also live en masse, debate the daft meticulous
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Is it "oaoroa" or "oaaror"? Would that be so ridiculous?
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Decisions may cause schisms for all creatures great and small
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Even amoebas can be divisive, it's different, that's all
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Well I tried to make this song a reel to bring a smile to Irish eyes
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I prayed they'd maybe play it gaily 'til the day the diddly dies
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But its resemblance to a real reel is really small
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And it's not a jig or a hornpipe, it's different, that's all
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