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The Real Sin Savior
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Parody of "The Real Slim Shady" originally performed by Eminem
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May I have your repentance please?
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May I have your repentance please?
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Will you tell Him "Save me" and please stand up?
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I repeat ... will you tell Him "Save me" and please stand up?
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We're gonna have to prophet here
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Y'all act like you never seen a nice person before
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You oughta hope in the Lord
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Your panting tongue is just thirstin' for more
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You started lookin' around searchin' cause you're
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Uncertain you're sure you know where you're goin' eternally
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If you return to God ... ah, wait, no, wait, we're sinning
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We couldn't get saved with the things we did, can we?
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And Dr. J. says -- nothing you did is such a grave sin
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It costs you salvation
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Ha Ha - Heavenly livin's above every man
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"Chick-a-chick-a-chick-a he's crazy!
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I'm sick of them 'born agains'
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Walkin' around askin' if you know God - speakin' of You Know Who
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Yeah, but there's no proof though"
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Yeah, probably got a couple of you who think I lack proof
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But no worse than what's goin' on in America's classrooms
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Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just spread the truth
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But can't -- but the school can tell me we come from evolution
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"My mama was a fish -- my mama was a fish"
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"And if we're monkeys you might as well forget original sin!"
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And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
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And expect them not to question on their own if God exists
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Of course they're gonna wonder if the Lord's fake
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By the time they hit fourth grade
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They got the Easter Bunny and Santa don't they?
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We ain't shinin' examples
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Well some of the scandals are caused by people posin' as evangelists
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But if Jesus loved His enemies and Pharisees
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Then there's no reason that you can't get another chance and believe
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But if you feel a slight chill -- I got the anti-freeze
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This is not a fantasy -- it's important and it's free
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I've sinned greatly, but Christ's for real, baby
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It's a wonder He saved me and just didn't hate me
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So won't you tell Him "Save me"
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Please stand up, please stand up, please stand up
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Yes, I've been crazy, yes, I've been real shady
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Always wanted Him to save me, but just didn't say it
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So won't you tell Him "Save me"
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Please stand up, please stand up, please stand up
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Will Smith don't gotta discuss the Christian path to salvation
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Well, I do -- it affects him and affects you too
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You think I give a care if he likes my parodies
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Half of you kiddies won't even look at me, let alone stare at me
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But J., what if we pray? Wouldn't we be weird?
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Why? Would you guys reject Christ just to fit with your peers
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So you can live in fear for the next 60 years
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This ain't imaginary better get prepared
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The price of sin yes it costs us dearly with death first
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And when that part is over if you ain't saved it gets even worse
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Little chance they'll put me now on MTV
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Yeah, it's true, but I think he'd scare all the kids -- ree ree!
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I said now's when they oughta know and John 3:3
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It shows the whole world how they need born again to be free
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I'm singin' you little girls and boys spoofs
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All you do is ignore me
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Though I have been sent here to inform you
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And there's a million of us just like me you judge like me
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Were just like triple fudge ice cream; we're just quite sweet
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You watch Saul in Acts 9:3
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You just might see you're just like him -- You're not fightin' me
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I've sinned greatly, but Christ He still saved me
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From a hundred temptations and death, sin and Hades
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So won't you tell Him "Save me"
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Please stand up, please stand up, please stand up
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Yes, my sinned shamed me, yet I've been healed lately
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God the Father forgave me from messin' with Satan
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So won't you tell Him "Save me"
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Please stand up, please stand up, please stand up
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I'm like a breath mint you listen to but I'm only givin' you
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Things you thought about in your head with my religious group
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The only difference is I got the call to say it in front of y'all
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And I don't gotta be Paul -- the Book I quote has it all
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I just get out a Bible and read it and whether you like it you need it
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As sure as I can see that better than 90 percent of you happen to doubt me
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Then you wonder how can kids give up their values I tell you it's funny
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Cause at the place I'm goin' when I'm buried
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I'll see the only person in the world I know who's worthy
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He's the first and last and I'm J. Jackson I'm the worst
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And I'm a jerk and Jesus knows that but my braggin' wasn't workin'
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And every single person needs a sin savior urgently
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You could be working on a burglary or sittin' in a nunnery
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Or keepin' part of the law perfectly screamin' "I don't sin that much"
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Puttin' Christians down sayin' "It's just a crutch"
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So if you're still waiting please stand up
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Cause this wonderful singer's time is eaten up
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And it's time to get off your behind and out of the row
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Come on down -- now is your chance -- how do I know?
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CHORUS
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I guess there's a sin Savior for all of us - Let's all stand up
The Real Sin Saviour - ApologetiX
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