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Simple Simon.
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Anthony Hill
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There goes Simon;
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he's got four girlfriends
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and a moped they all want to ride on.
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But he's only got one helmet
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and there's only one of him so you know who will be wearing it.
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They're smiling and laughing
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but someone will say;
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"Λit's an accident waiting to happen.'
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Simon pretends that he can't hear,
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he's got his brothers license and he'll be old enough himself this time next year.
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A few years from now,
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Simon'l be looking round,
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going "Λwhy did nobody tell me,
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it wouldn't always be so easy,
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to find a girl that likes me, I'm older now and slightly over weight.
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And I'm alone, all the girls I knew have grown, they no longer answer the phone, when I ring them.'
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Aww.
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It's simple Simon,
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you picked your fruit before it even had chance to ripen,
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and now all those girls that like ya,
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can see what you really were at school a bit of a wanker, a bit of a wanker.
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it's such a shame, cus Simon you've actually changed, you're going;
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why did nobody tell me, it wouldn't always be so easy, to find a girl that likes me, I
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'm older now and slightly over weight.
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And I'm alone, all the girls I knew have grown,
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they no longer answer the phone, when I ring them.'
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How strange.
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It's simple Simon, it's simple Simon, it's simple Simon
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you act your age and eventually a nice girl will come along and find ya.
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It's simple Simon, you act your age and eventually the right girl will come along
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and maybe she'll marry you and want to have a baby, or maybe she wont.
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Well, not in that order, anyway.
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A few years from now,
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Simon'll be looking round, going "Λwhy did nobody tell me,
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it wouldn't always be easy, to find a girl that likes me,
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I'm older now and slightly over weight.
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And overdrawn, all the girls I loved have gone and they no longer answer the door
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when it's me and I've spelt outside their house all night in my car and I wake up in the morning and I knock on the door quite loudly and say "Λhave you got any milk for theses coco pops, cus they're a bit dry without.'
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It's simple Simon, it's simple Simon, it's simple Simon.
MY EYEBALL POPPED OUT π³
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