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MC Lars
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Lars: Wait, what's that noise? YTCracker, are those zombies?
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YT: Zombies in the studio!
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Lars: This is our horrorcore song because it has zombies on it.
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YT: It sounds like a horrorcore song.
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Lars: You know who we should get on this track to help us out?
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YT: I'm thinking Zealous1 and Schaffer the Darklord.
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Lars: Heck yeah!
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YT: What should we call it Lars?
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Lars: I think we should call it Bruce Campbell.
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Schaffer:
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Fresh from the cemetery, I'm a terrifying sight
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With little bits of bloody flesh stuck to my mic
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I will ruin you, reduce you to a puddle where you stand
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Once I tear into your torso with my cold, dead hands
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Blood, sweat and tears from your wounds start spewing
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Fill a water bottle, swallow all your bodily fluids
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You are nailed to a wall, full of holes like a dartboard
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Still think you're hardcore? Bow to your Darklord!
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Splatter from the axe turns a blue shirt red
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Severed head in a vise inside of my work shed
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Deadheads get brains, Pinheads get chains
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I annihilate you, then I violate your remains
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You choked and you froze 'cause you got so scared
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Toss your body in the cellar, hope you rot down there
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Where upon your meat and screams, awful goblins feed
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Bleedat! But never mind the "at," just bleed!
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Chorus:
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Get on the floor and do the Bruce Campbell
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Get on the mic wax a chump like a candle
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Four MC's we're more than you can handle
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D-d-d-d-do the Bruce Campbell
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Get on the floor and do the Bruce Campbell
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Get on the mic wax a chump like a candle
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Four MC's we're more than you can handle
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Protect your neck and do the Bruce Campbell
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YTCracker:
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they need brains not the kind that you get in the back of a car
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at the drive in but the kind where they're hiding in fear
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laid up in a creaky house where the people shout
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night of the living dead instead full moon rising
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their surprising every chick with their shirt torn off
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got an axe with the blade worn off
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they roam in the shadows split their melon
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I'm telling talking bout the zombies stalking
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victims with a stick 'em up
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dead flesh rotten don't pick them up
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on the side of the road or get yourself throwed
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become one of them and walk all slowed
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on a quest for the grey matter nothing phatter
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than a mind like mine when the zombies dine
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Repeat chorus
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Zealous1:
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back from the dead, got a bullet in my head
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and 37 more from the buckshot spread
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suicidal thoughts like frost in your spine
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the dragon won't sleep till your souls all mine
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cut the flesh, blood spillin' will entice me
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I promise when i carve my name I'll do it very nicely
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precisely, show your ladies I'm the best at this
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i got them screamin' for the zealous as the sexorcist
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don't mess with this, you just can't hide
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ain't gonna stop 'til the knifes inside
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twist to the left, lemme see your eyes
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twist to the right, i wanna taste you die
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i stalk MC's who are not believers
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make a microphone stand outta both their femurs
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i love screamers, uh oh lets go
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gimme some sugar baby and do the Bruce Campbell
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Lars:
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Jeffrey Dahmer, here's my story
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You abhor me, you deplore me
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Much too gory, violent glory
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But this never would have happen if you hadn't ignored me!
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You laughed at me and my fat retainer
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Now your son Stew is frozen in my refrigerator
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If you'd just said hello when I passed in the hall
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I wouldn't be snacking on your dead boyfriend Paul
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It's just another day at the Ambassador Hote
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Milwaukee's best travel bargain, please ignore the smell
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Shrunken heads severed limbs, I'm mad belligerent
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Murderous cannibal, far from innocent
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The Dahmer Dinner Part is the best it's true
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And everywhere I go, I'll take a part of you
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There's a key downstairs, and your name's on it
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I'll get the stains out, you bring the comet
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Repeat chorus
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