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Henriette Longbottom
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[MURS] Have you heard them stories bout Henrietta Longbottom?
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[Slug] Yeah, I heard a lot of 'em and everybody got 'em
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[MURS] I never really met her but I know it's all true
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[Slug] I never seen her either but my brother say she cool
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[MURS] Rumors get around through the hood with the quickness
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[Slug] Everyone's a customer, all up in your business
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[MURS] One's in your circle that don't even know ya
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[Slug] The same one's that circulate the stories for ya
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Verse One [MURS]
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I seen Henrietta sittin' down by the rail
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Messin' with a camel toe, talkin' on her cell
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Breakin' up some weed, gettin' ready for her blunt
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But she never felt the need to fix the wedgie in the front
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[Slug]
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She kept to herself
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Only had a few associates
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People of the village got curious
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But most would just make up stories
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Some rumors
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Some gossip
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But Henrietta didn't care
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Hands in her pockets
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[MURS]
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I heard she used to kick it down by the river bed
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She used to date an old man that lived out in a shed
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I heard he had blue hair
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Honestly, who cares?
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The whole town used to say, "I wonder what they do there?"
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[Slug]
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Well, I heard he was bird
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Plus he was her dad
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Father of a dragon ball
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Her momma was a crocodile
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They used to drag race down at the strip
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In a Chevy Nova
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Cross bow with an extra clip
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[MURS]
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Hands up when they rollin' through your city
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Chewin' on some stuff, mix it up with some Wrigley
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Fumes from the car makin' everybody dizzy
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Bumpin' Flaming Lips, Johnny Cash and Biggie
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[Slug]
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Kick in the door
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Beatin' her dead horse
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It died
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She made dog food
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No loss
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She's a hooligan
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Amateur sex movies and fresh kicks
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But her breath smells like Chicken boullian
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Chorus
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Verse Two [MURS]
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She had a pink bandanna hangin' out her back pocket
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She was in a gang that wore miss matched socks and
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Met up every Tuesday for beer and some bingo
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Since the horse died she had to ride a flamingo
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[Slug]
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Ha, he couldn't talk but he knew how to sing she
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Did a little dust then cut off his wings then
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Stuck them to her back
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Took a sniff of gasoline
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And went door to door tryin' to sell magazines
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[MURS]
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Hair in a ponytail
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Cocked to the side
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Patch on her left, open up the right eye
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Dental floss and band aids to hold her pants up
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20 inch waist but a double D cup
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[Slug]
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W T Fuck
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Whoo
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She's a true fox
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She uses glue to hold up her tube socks
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She's a ninja
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High score on Centipede
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Played pro hockey till her body caught an injury
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[MURS]
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Henrietta Henrietta, girl where you been?
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Drowning in a bath tub filled up with gin
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Doesn't work a lot but grows her own crop
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Last week she killed some Navy Seals for tryin' to steal her crop
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[Slug]
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I don't know if you care or you invest
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But Henrietta's dead
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No more no less
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Never really met her so I'm not losin' sleep
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But Longbottom is long gone
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Rest in peace
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Chorus
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