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Kill The Dog Next Door
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Arrogant Worms
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I once was a happy man of sound and stable mind
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Then my neighbour bought a dog
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He put a ribbon on its head to make it cute
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But it still looked like a chihuahua
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He had me over to watch it sit and beg
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It bit my knee, and made love to my leg
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Now it barks all the night and all of the day
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Whenever it's not peeing on my lawn
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I didn't get to sleep last night till very late
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The stupid dog barked and grrrr'd
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I got up late for work and ran to catch the bus
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But I slipped on a turd
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I was certain it wasn't one of mine
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That that dog had crossed over the line
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I wanted to exterminate it and all its kind
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From my lovely little suburb
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I'm gonna kill the dog next door
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Ain't gonna bark anymore
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'Cause this is Judgment Day
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And the little runt has got to pay
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No more turds on my lawn
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That stupid mutt will soon be gone
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Gonna kill kill kill kill kill kill kill that dog
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I see the little monster in my garden
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So I grab an axe and off I go
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And I try my best to get it
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All I do is sever my big toe
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My neighbour comes outside to call me
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He says his dog and me should just be friends
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He puts his little pet in my forgiving hands
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Then it starts to bite
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So I strangle it with all my might
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Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
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I'm gonna kill the dog next door (kill the dog next door)
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Ain't gonna bark anymore
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'Cause this is Judgment Day
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And the little runt has got to pay
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No more turds on my lawn (doo-doos on my lawn)
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That stupid mutt will soon be gone
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Gonna kill kill kill kill kill kill kill that dog
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Now the stupid mutt's in doggy heaven
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I strangled it to death and now I'm free
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But my trouble ain't quite over
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My neighbour called the cops on me
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I end up at the police station
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Where I am told that I must pay
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A 300 dollar fine
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Wow, what a good value
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I think I'll kill my neighbour too!
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Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
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I'm gonna kill the guy next door (kill the guy next door)
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Won't call the cops anymore
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I never liked him anyway
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300 isn't much to pay
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There are turds on my lawn (doo-doos on my lawn)
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They must be his, his dog is gone
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Gonna kill kill kill kill kill kill kill
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Kill kill kill kill kill kill kill
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Kill kill kill kill kill kill kill that guy!
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