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Here they come, talkin' down on me
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I get the funniest looks 'cause I said I don't believe
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They say we were monkeys
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They think they're saying something profound
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But where's their missing link at? There weren't any bodies found
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They built a man from a hog's tooth-They called a lie the truth
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And any time they get busted- They sell you something new
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They say we were monkeys
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I think that they've been monkeyin' around
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Cause they're too busy changin' their books and their studies 'round
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They're just tryin' to defend it- they got a lot to re-explain
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Where they've done excavation, they keep uncoverin' mistakes
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Any time or any where- just look over the boulders
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you'll see that man's been there
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They say we were monkeys
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I think their heads are stuck in the ground
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Cause they're too busy diggin' and putting the Bible down
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(spoken:) Java Man was the skull of a gibbon
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Nebraska Man was the tooth of a pig and
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the Pitdown Man was a low down sham
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They built that man form an orangutang
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Ramapithics wasn't complete he's a fragment of jaw and a couple of teeth
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additional skeletons show us today that he isn't our relative- only an ape
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Australapithicus alias Lucy the fossil of this was just vague and confusing
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the wonderful knee bone they're proud to possess
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was 200 feet deeper- a mile from the rest
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Neanderthal Man was prob'ly deficient
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in Vitamin D of it might've been rickets
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but he had religion and musical instruments
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fire and tools and from you he's no different
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(sang:) They say we were monkeys
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But people came from dust in the ground
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But they're too busy thinkin' to look into what we've found
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They're just kinda pretending, but I know why they seem afraid
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If we come from creation, you need God's son to be saved
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They say we were monkeys but there was no evidence found
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Still you'd better get ready- They'll make it up anyhow
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