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Juanita
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David Allen Coe
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Well I'm finally gettin' used to the water
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The way the tarantulas bite
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Those federals didn't believe
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I only came here to watch the bulls fight
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Tell my mother, "I need a good lawyer"
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Tell my father, "I'm getting a tan"
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My sleepy siesta down south of the border
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Is taking more time than I planned
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Oh Juanita somebody betrayed me
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They've given me ten years to life
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Juanita I need you to save me
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I promise I'll make you my wife
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I got a big house in Milwaukee
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With a color TV and a pool
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A Naugahyde bar and a Cadillac car
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Juanita they're waiting for you
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Tie the burro up down in the courtyard
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To keep the guard busy tonight
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When you bring my dinner make sure the tortilla
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Is filled with a gun or a knife
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Hey Juanita somebody betrayed me
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They've given me ten years to life
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Juanita I need you to save me
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I promise I'll make you my wife
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Juanita you'll love Wisconsin
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Wisconsin is gonna love you
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Yes, all of Milwaukee speaks Spanish
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Of course you're gonna wear American shoes
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Lake Michigan tastes like tequila
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Frijoles why they grow there on trees
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You can say adios to the pigs and the goats
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If you'll just do this one thing for me
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But Juanita somebody betrayed me
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They've given me ten years to life
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Juanita I need you to save me
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I promise I'll make you my wife
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Juanita, I, I swear it was all a mistake
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You see I was drowning out there in the ocean
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And I saw this bale coming by man
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So I grabbed it and I climbed up on top of it
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And I found this stick and I rowed myself into shore
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And when I got there
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The border patrol was waiting for me
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At the I didn't know what it was
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I promise you if you'll just marry me
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So I can become a citizen of Mexico
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I'll take you to Milwaukee
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You can meet all my friends
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They got these big shiny motorcycles
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And you can ride on the back of 'em with 'em
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Really, Juanita would I lie to you?
David Allan Coe- If that ain't country
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