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Corey Taylor
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There aint nothing more depressing than a pine tree
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Gussied up with candy canes and balls
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Those carollers have kept me up for hours
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Its Merry Christmas seeping through my walls
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Now Im no wiccan commie nut or nothing
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But theres one damn holiday that I cant stand
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It aint Halloween or Thanksgiving or even April Fools
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But itll surely make a fool out of every man
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If I aint drunk then it aint Christmas
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You know where to stick those jingle bells
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If I aint hammered it aint Hanukkah
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And all you motherfuckers go to hell
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If I aint cock-eyed it aint Quanza
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Joy to the world of Jack & Cokes
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If I aint drunk then it aint Christmas
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Cuz I aint ever anything but broke
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Now every year the malls are just a madhouse
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Full of empty pockets, thoughts and smiles
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Just the smell of eggnog makes me vomit
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And those colored lights are fucking infantile
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I think we collectively as a people
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Should rise against this corporate jolly noise
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And tell the world lets buy some peace and quiet for a change
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Before we spend it all on fucking toys
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So if I aint drunk then it aint Christmas
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You know where to stick those jingle bells
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If I aint hammered it aint Hanukkah
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Fa-la-la-la-la GO FUCK YOURSELF
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If I aint cock-eyed it aint Quanza
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Joy to the world of getting stoned
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If I aint drunk then it aint Christmas
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So leave this god damn scrooge the fuck alone
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Merry Fucking Christmas
Corey Taylor - Snuff (Acoustic)
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