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When I was a kid I wanted to grow up and be a cop in a
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province town or county
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I thought it would be great if somedy i could be a
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Mountie
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I wanted to beat up crooks and make arrests because taht's
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part of the profession
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But now I just sit on my horse and tell American tourists the
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parliament's in session
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I really don't look good in red and my stupid hat flies off my
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head in every parade
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I'm young and strong and have no fear but now I'm spending
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my career in Motorcades
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CHORUS
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I wanna enforce the law, I wanna wear normal clothes
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I don't wanna have to smile for diplomat's home videos
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I'm good at workin' real hard, I should have joined the Coast
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Gaurd
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Oh no the RCMP, is not the life for me
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I used to think that a Mountie had to be honest, loyal, humble
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strong and thrifty
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But even though we don't break ranks we get no thanks, they
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took us off the fifty (dollar bill)
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On Sussex Drive in hallowed halls we act like gaurds in
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shopping malls, it's such a pain
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Like someone's plotting to kill the minister of
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Sports and Recreation now that's insane
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Sometimes I just wanna puke Sgt. Preston of the Yukon
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Dudley Dooright's such a jerk
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And though he tries with all his heart, my horse couldn't catch a
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shopping cart
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Somedays I hate to go to work
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CHORUS
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Hilarious Banter
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