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Vitafin (Skit)
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Adam and Andrew
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Do you ever have difficulty falling asleep?
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Do you wake up feeling tired and disoriented?
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Do you find it hard to maintain
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Energy throughout the day?
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If so, you may be the victim
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Of what doctors call vitamin A deficiency
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Vitamin A is the most important
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Ingredient in maintaining
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An active and healthy lifestyle
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And is obviously more important
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Than vitamins B or C
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Because it's the first letter of the alphabet
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That's why we invented Vitafin
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Take it once every hour
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Vitafin can provide 20% of your FDA
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Recommended daily vitamin A requirement
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And the results speak for themselves
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Well I asked my doctor if I was
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In danger of a vitamin A deficiency
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He told me he wasn't
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Then I asked him about Vitafin
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He said not only was it completely unnecessary
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But, that it's illegal in 45 states
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And pending a massive lawsuit
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By the department of health
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And human services
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Well, I was never one to listen to doctors
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And I'm glad I didn't this time
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Vitafin saved my life
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Not only does Vitafin save lives
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But, it increases your energy
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Improves your focus
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And can even enhance sexual performance
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Possible side effects include:
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Nausea, headaches, sore throat, dry mouth
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Coughing, vertigo, wheezing, psoriasis
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Chicken pox, attention deficit disorder, excessive nipple growth
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Anal leakage, genital mutation, artificial pregnancy
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Polio, premature ejaculation, diarrhea
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Excessive vaginal discharge, lupus, male impotence
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Abortions, AIDS, color blindness, leprosy
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Second degree burns, loss of bladder control, seizures
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Irreversible facial scarring, low birth weights, bowel cancer
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And more often than not, genital herpes
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Don't bother consulting your doctor about Vitafin
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Because all doctors do is lie
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And try to steal your money
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Vitafin, because how can you afford not to?
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