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Insane Clown Posse
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Freaky tales, ICP, true stories, short version
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Real shit
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The Mighty Death pop
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Check it out
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WOOOO!
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I met this girl
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Her name was Joan
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She loved the way I rocked on the microphone
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When I met Joan
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I took her home
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She was just like a doggy all on my bone
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There's another girl her name was Pat
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She wasn't just thick naw the bitch was Fat
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She had pierced nipples and a Twiztid tat
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In between her butt cheeks she packed a gat
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I know this bitch named Rebecca Lou
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She could make you nut in a second or two
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She had a wicked surprise you don't expect her to
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If you hit the shit raw she just infected you
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There's another freak her name was Pearl
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Bitch loved nuts like a hungry squirrel
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I was tapped out but she tagged her girl
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Nutty nuttin' again in a new Neden world
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I met this chick named Rosalina
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Had to know her scent that hoe was Subpoena
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She took off her clothes as soon as I seen her
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She had me so stiff she froze my wiener
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I knew this girl named Izabel
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Bitch wore a bell from Israel
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She was a freaky ass Jizzabel
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But her neden smelled like a bowl of instant hell
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Party night late fix
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Met this bitch named Honey Trix
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She had five kids at twenty-six
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But the bitch'll get pregnant just hummin' dicks
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There's a titty dancer, her name was Bri
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She had some good pussy and it came for free
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Not for everybody just mainly me
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I'm a minute man bitch, cause I aim to be
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I met this hoe named Sweet Denice
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Liberian Girl, but the freak's a beast
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Chained me to the wall leather and lace
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She wanted me to pee all over her face
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Snow bunny week end ski slope
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Met a sweet church girl said her name was Hope
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At first she was a prude cleaner than soap
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When I left she was a nympho hooked on dick dope
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I met this young chick named Janelle
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They say she was a loony but I could not tell
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She was cool as hell, it all went well
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But there's more to her story like Dave Chappelle
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There's another girl, I call her Boo
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cork in the bunghole is all we do
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First she like to feed me some barbecue
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After that we smoke some weed and sniff some glue
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I met this girl, her name was Lois
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Me and Shags both, she loved to blow us
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The very first time she ain't even know us
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She swore she had skills and begged to show us
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I once met a bitch named crazy Claire
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She seen more dicks than Hane's underwear
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I would take a dump, she liked to stare
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She definitely had screws loose up there
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Skater chick, Lisa Lou
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I filled her up quicker than pizza stew
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She likes nuts on her belly and she eats it too
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She was so small like three foot two
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I met this girl, her name was Heather
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She was a thug bitch stuck on a tether
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She had me come by and bring her shit
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But never did I leave without slinging her dick
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I knew a chick cop named Cara Cass
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She had a Bang! Pow! Boom! Tat on her ass
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A 'lette in disguise, she was family
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And always let Juggalos off Scot free
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She was a freak, she made gansta love
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And liked it when I fucked her with her billy club
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We cranked Shangri-La fucking in her cop car
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She responded to the scene with nut in her hair
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Once met a queen named Maureen
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Neden so foul it had to be quarantined
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It burned through her fabric, and tore her jeans
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Like Chemical bombs of war, it seems
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I know this bitch named Betreena Ross
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Belly so big that the pussy was lost
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I dove into find it at any cost
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Found something else and her salad got tossed
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Met this hottie, her name was Sharon
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Her booty was stuffed in the jeans she was wearin'
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Blonde pig tails said she liked fat boys
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I hit it so hard her ass made a clap noise
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She had another friend, red hair, fake tits
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I hit it so deep I thought I had eight kids
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Her name was Amber but we called her red
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The only thing wrong was she never gave head
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I knew a mouth doctor named Ugly Anne
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Ass like a hippo from here to Japan
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But when she gave head I could barely stand
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She got the four year waiting list in demand
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I met this skank, her name was May
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She used to blow my home boy DJ Clay (What up dawg!?")
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She would come through any time of day
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5:30 in the morning coming in like "Heyyy!"
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I met a cheerleader named Becky Mennard
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She was a daddy's girl, took me out on his yacht
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She was a bitch, yes, but yes she was hot
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She let me hit my wang thang on her G-spot
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There's another girl from the southwest side
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Gunshot wounds on her neck, she almost died
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But she lived, God let her slide
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Now she's sittin' on my dick and it's a long ride
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I once knew a rapper named Miss O'neal
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She couldn't rhyme for shit, but she had sex appeal
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I whipped out my mic and down she kneel
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She spit a hot sixteen, a verse I could feel
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Gale from Evendale, we met online
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She was lookin' for some penis and sat on mine
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She was eight cents, not quite a dime
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But still memorable enough to make this rhyme
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Big, thick, strong and built
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Female wrestler, Lumberjill
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She could crack a walnut in her neden for real
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But she didn't, I told her lay back and chill
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I once met a witch named Azreal
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She rides a broom stick and lives in Hell
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I told her draw my stick out, cause it's the deal
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She possessed my package so it fits the bill
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Olivia, had a mouth like a machine
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Called The Ejaculator, this bitch is a fiend
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Stick in your shit and like you'd never seen
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She twists, turns, sucks, and pulls and spits you clean
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There's a street walker on Central Ave
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Her name was Cinnamon, a spice I had to have
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I paid her, scoop her up and drew her a bath
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Scrub her neden clean and you do the math
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There's a hot wife named Dianne Faye
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She never goes out, work gets in the way
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It's a fantasy of hers to fuck Violent Jay
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She said it all in a letter I got Friday
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I met her at WalMart doin' her chores
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Family restroom, behind closed doors
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I hit it on the counter while the water pours
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The same way I did it with that daughter of yours
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Freaky, deaky,
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Met somebody else's ho that was sneaky
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We fucked in the shower right at his place
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I nutted in the same rag he washes his face
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There's another girl, her name was Flo
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She was missin' teeth like my homie Lay Lo
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She liked to bone in front of the window
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So all her neighbors could see the bitch go
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The cops soon showed up, but even so
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We wasn't breakin' any laws that you know
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We was inside behind a door
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So bitches take a picture it'll last you more
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Hound dog, groupie,
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Met a thuggalette named July
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If I paint my face she would blow my meat
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I told her close her eyes and painted hers with Skeet
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A hooker tossed my salad and scuffed her knees
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She then took a breather and called Shareese
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Both of them hoes tag-teamed my meat
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I turned 'em out so good they had to pay me
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The very same night, I met with Sky
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Not quite a midget but about dick high
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No drank needed she was already fly
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If you keepin' the record, I scored me a Tri
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Early next morning I got a call from Kim
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Bitch woke me up at like 6:00 AM (six in the morning)
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She was comin' down from a 6 day binge
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Fucked her sleep woke her up and we fucked again
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Met an old flame, her name Shanelle
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She loved this dick in her neden canal
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Up and down my back with her fingernails
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She jumped on the phone and called some pals
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They was gonna meet us at a quarter to twelve
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I'm thinkin' three bitches, this is gonna be swell
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But when they showed up, dudes, what the hell?
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Six eyes got swelled and I'm back in jail
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Ho, skank, trick and sluts (COME AND GET IT!)
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These dick and nuts
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Don't be scared if it fits your butts
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Alison, Natalie and all chicks what
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I banged this one bitch, Hilary Duff
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It weren't really her but who gives a fuck?
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Her name was Helen but close enough
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It didn't matter to me when she was in the buck
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This chicken named Shawna don't front for shit
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She only come around to score this dick
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I don't play guitar, I don't sing a lick
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I just make the bed squeak hard and that's it
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I once met a freak named Laura
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If your name ain't Shaggy she'll ignore ya
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I blew her out back stage, at the Agora
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But it was Dougie in the paint ya dumb whore ya
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Now I see nothin' wrong with hoggin'
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And Pam loves food over joggin'
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Feed her good, she'll be bobbin' on your meat stick
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Pam Pam hot damn she's a freaky chick
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Freak nick '96,
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Met this ho named Shawna Licks
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She was an escort who loved turnin' tricks
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And I soon found out she was burnin' dicks
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Met a cowgirl named Rachel Lee
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I stepped to her and then she had a date with me
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She was rodeo champ and she rode on me
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And got bumped into a tree when I unloaded my skeet
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Once upon a time I met Nadeen
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She was forty-two and I was only eighteen
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She liked to freak, she's just a fiend
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It really didn't matter when I saw her in jeans
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I met this hottie named Doctor Lil'
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She had a nice neden with a spot to fill
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I dumped in her box cause she was on the pill
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Bumpin EPMD's, you got to chill
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Knew a hot chick from south of Spain
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She was so pretty with a mouth to bang
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I loved it when she left her titties out to hang
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But Rosetta moved home an' I'm out in the rain
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I want a big, freak fat and sloppy
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I keep goin' back to watch her mop me
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Two tons of fun, big mamma jamma
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A country girl from Alabama
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I once met a hooker, she did it for free
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On the foothill bus number forty-three
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All the way in the back she was workin' me
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I had my dick beat boxin' I was jammin' the beat
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There's a fine bitch sittin' on my face
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Thick ass bitch, said her name was Grace
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Sweet honey-licious, I enjoyed the taste
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But I almost suffocated passed out in place
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Met a fine dime, you know my type
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Summer the plumber, she'll unclog your pipe
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I made my appointment for a Saturday night
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Her ass crack showed but that was alright
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I once knew a dime, she knew Kung-Fu
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I told her bring a friend, and Boo brung two
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Dana came through with Amy and Sue
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They pleased me until my dick sneezed goo
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Ha-Choo
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There's another shorty her name was Kay
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From the Letters to Cleo band, back in the day
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She fell off hard, should've seen it my way
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Fuck Cleo, she should've sent them letters to Jay
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Porn star freak, sweet Bri O'neal
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She looks good, and her titties are real
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I swam through the pussy like a Navy SEAL
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But then I woke up so lame I feel
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Susan came over on a ninja bike
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She was a dyke, but my dick she liked
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She pulled her leather pants off and I was psyched
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I banged her neden up to get home she hiked
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Met a lot of freak in my life span
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Freak one night with a hottie named Cam
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She had more weed than Amsterdam
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I blew a shotgun with her neden lips, damn!
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Cam got me so high, fuck comin' down
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I called this goofy bitch named Sassy the Clown
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She had big balloon titties and a painted on frown
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She left paint all on my dick, but I'm down
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There's another ho, her name was Jewel
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I hit it so hard, she took a dump
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Left scratches on my back like a wild raccoon
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I can say I won't be back soon
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Met a fine bitty, named Dina
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She was a built little freak from China
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Do I wanna hit it? Well kinda
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Even from the back I don't mind ya
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Late that night the doorbell rang
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The Ferris Twins wanna do that thang
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Dina just left, don't know if I can hang
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But I'm damn sure about to try, bang bang
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I met this chick named Maria Lay
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She was a girl scout leader during the day
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At night, she in my ear hole, purrin' away
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I told her trim her shit there's too much fur in the way
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There's a house wife who lives next door
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She likes to come by and have sex on the floor
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She makes lemonade that she sets on the porch
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She cheats on her man cause he's such a dork
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What was I to do when I met Sue?
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Six times Miss Booty of Gallabuzoo
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Ass like Nicki Minaj plus two
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I don't even know how my dick gets through
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I met an English girl named Kiki
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Crooked and sneaky but freaky
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Both her nipples burn like a tiki
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I nutted on her face cause she was cheeky
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Freak show, sex bot
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I met this bitch named Alexa
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She had two pussy holes, take your pick
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To get the last drop out she'll shake your dick
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Micky Mouse club chick Brenda Song
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I see her on TV, my dick rose long
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I don't wanna diss her or say nothin' wrong
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Cause maybe one day I can peel her thong
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I got a call from Roxanne Roxanne
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She's a couple blocks down gettin' a tan
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She's pretty cool, but I feel boxed in
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I hit it one time now she's locked in
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She likes the way I hit it, how smoothly I did it
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I even ate her booty out, fuck it, I'll admit it
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She fell in love, but I was just drunk
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Now she hounds so hard I think I'm gettin' punked
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Met a girl named Nina,
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Or shit, was it Tina?
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A thick lil junky from Pasadena
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I thought she was Snooky first time I seen her
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Didn't know if I wanted to fuck her or beat her
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I'm an asshole, ask Francine
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I took her out to dinner and then Dancing
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Later on we was fucking, it all went wrong
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I hit it from behind and called her Brenda Song
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I met this bitch from Compton Cat
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She was a Crip and her name was Vale
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She tattooed my name right across her Neden
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I never called back, she wanna stomp my head in
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There's another girl, her name's Michelle
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Her booty was bigger than a tail on a whale
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When I freaked Michelle, I freaked her well
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Her pussy got hotter than the flames in hell
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Wheezy from the 5-0-3
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She was an acrobat and loved to dive on me
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Her neden was small, but her titties was huge
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She was quick to lick every last drip of dick sploodge
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There was one time I undressed Vanessa
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Her booty fell out bigger than the dresser
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Between her ass cheeks was her home girl Tessa
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She must've sat on her and forgot none-the-lesser
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Tessa was a twig, Vanessa was big
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You wouldn't believe the stupid shit we did
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Once we was done, two became one
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As Tessa slipped back in where she came from, um
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I once met a bomb chick named Swan
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She had her iPod on bumpin' the Kong, um
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We got our date on and it was Napalm, um
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Gave me a hummer o-oh what's up son?
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I was at the bar when I met Rain
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She took me in the girls' room and gave me brains
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Then on my wang she rubbed cocaine
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I hit it in her ass and she felt no pain
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Later that same night I met Stace
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The one eyed snake nutted in her face
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We fucked like rabbits all over the place
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And when the tag came I was gone no trace
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When I got home, peep what I did
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Young Christine was watchin' my kid
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I paid her with cash and then some dick
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She stayed and made breakfast before she split
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I was in church when I met Desire
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She sounded so good leadin' a choir
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She said she had more talents I would admire
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And my dick soon found out she was no liar
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I once met a sweetie named Sherry
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She was so hot it was scary
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It was trimmed perfect nothin' hairy
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All the way to my balls dick buried
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Sherry fucked nice but the head was shot
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She hooked me up with a pro named Dottie
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Who had a hog's face and a penguin's body
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But she made me cum quicker than a Mozzarotti
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I met an ice skater named Annie
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Her neden taste sweeter than candy
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Her flexibility came in handy
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We both loved to 69 something dandy
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I fucked hotties all across America
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But never met a bitch like Erica
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She looked so fine people stared at her
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At the mall we did a butt naked caricature
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She was a beauty queen
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But loved to cause a scene
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At only eighteen she was hellified mean
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I finally told her fuck off and left her on the scene
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I later seen her getting peed on in a magazine
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I bumped into this freak named Trisha
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She was part of the Michigan Militia
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She would always plot for something to explode
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But all she ever got was me and my load uh
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I met a lunatic named Jacky
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Every time she got horny she would slap me
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Something about causin' pain made her happy
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She said soft love makin' was sappy
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So I got with it and choked the slut
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Headbutted her face and punched her in the gut
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Soon flexed a hoe and then stretched her more
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She screamed butt naked and bolted out the door
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Gale, and April too big fans
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Always flashing titties way up in the stands
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What you tryna do, boo? Let's make plans
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My dick and balls package is in your hands
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Lindsay Girl from Syracuse
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I'm diggin' everything in your pair of shoes
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I'm fallin' so hard I need a parachute
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I got you a banana and a pair of fruit
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I met this girl her name was Tess
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In only ten minutes she was out of her dress
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She was on drugs and her hair was a mess
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But the way she caressed my meat was the best
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With such finesse and not a damn thing less
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She even let it rest between her chest breast
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And right before it bust up in her love nest
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She kissed it with zest, and passed the big test
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I met an old lady named Ulga Feed
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Her pussy smelled like a bowl of pulperie
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She knitted me a quilt and we sipped tea
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But she only wanted dick hole from me
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There's another freak named Sally May
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I met her ass sleepin' in an alleyway
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She was a bum but that was just fine
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Cause underneath her rag coat, the bitch was a dime
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Basketball player named two-tall Lynn
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She was a skinny string bean, six foot ten
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I slam dunked her neden and shattered the rim
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My boys laughed but it really didn't matter to them
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To get topped off, I had to climb a ladder
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Things went south though when she got fatter
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Her knees went bad and then she got sadder
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She moved to Belize and told me to scatter
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I knew a dick sucker named Vacuum Betty
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She would blow your dick even when you ain't ready
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As soon as you called before you hang up the phone
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Your dick is in her mouth and she's blowin' your bone
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Cherry, Cherry, strawberry shake
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How many licks of a tongue does it take
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Before my candy cane starts to break
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But I love the way, make no mistake
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I once met a bitch from London, France
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Her name was Minnie and she loved to dance
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I was so geeked I cum in my pants
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But she was always good to give another chance
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Freak named Shannon, such a sinner
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She smokes that pipe and she's gettin' thinner
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Shannon is cool but her mind is gone
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One fat bot and it's goin' on
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The Bella twins, Bree and the other
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Hit it so hard tryna make them a mother
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They both freaked me down including each other
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And then fight about which one is my lover
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I once knew a hottie named Velvet Sky
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She was with my homie but I had to try
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She freaked me down so hard I started to cry
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She never called back and I don't know why
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Leanne from Pakistan
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She never had a problem when I pack it in
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She snackin' on my nutsack, cackling
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Nutted in her ass crack and I'll be back again
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I met a movie star named B D
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Like the paparazzi, I was waitin'
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She came out the party, I stepped with game
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A half an hour later she was screamin' my name
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As I put it to her, my dick was goin' through her
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I blew her neden out deeper than a sewer
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She rode on me, we blow'd on tree
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She begged me to stay but I rolled on free
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There's another girl, her name was Julie
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Eighty-five percent of this bitch was booty
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To wax every square inch that's my duty
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It don't matter but thankfully she a cutie
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Hot butt named Jo-Jo
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Up and down my knob like a yo-yo
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Faster and faster like go, hoe
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Til my nut came shooting like ohhh, oh
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Look at this bitch from Monani
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In a hot pink thong named Randy
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Fuckin' on the beach pussy got sandy
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I took the pass option went and got Mandy
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Mandy was young, that I could tell
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Met her workin' drive thru at Taco Bell
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First time she blew me uh not so well
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But this last time baby was hot as Hell
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There's a fat hottie named Pamalo
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I was mad attracted to her Camel Toe
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She was so slammin' she had to know
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Climbed on top of her belly and I jammed it slow
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I knew a red-headed hottie named Harriot
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We was at the penthouse in a Marriott
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She had a flaming hot red hairy spot
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But I cooled it off good with my Cherry Pop
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NYC, Ecstasy
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She bought me a drink and sat next to me
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She pulled my dick out my pant leg sexually
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She was a call girl, for me though, the sex was free
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Matter of fact, she writes checks to me
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When we ain't fuckin' she's textin' me
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She's on my dick hard it never gets to me
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I just give her this pipe, the best of me
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I met a hooker, her name was Meg
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She had a fat ass but was missing a leg
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I wanted to hit, but I refused to beg
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Her neden was bum, smelled like a fried egg
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There's another queen, her name's Darlene
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Her nipples were sweeter than a jelly bean
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She looked so stacked in her painted on jeans
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I called her a goddess like Charlie Sheen
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Freak one night with a chick named Roe
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She kept her cell phone in her camel toe
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Somebody blew it out before me though
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When I was up in it I didn't even know.
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Neden tatted, pierced and shaved
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I met a punk rocker said her name was Jay
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She said a golden shower is how she played
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Her pee sprayed out like lemonade
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Fuck that I just won't get laid
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If that's what you teachin' I flunk that grade
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I ain't havin' that even if you paid
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I blew her mouth out like a hand grenade
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I met this honey, her name was Bunny
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She was from Brooklyn and she called me Dunny
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She blew my dick like its nose was runny
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The ass was worth it's weight in money
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Freaky D worked at Pizza Hut
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A freaky slut cause she eats your butt
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I seen her digits carved into a stall
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She came right over and gargled my balls
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I bumped into this girl her name was Rosalita
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We hit the hotel and had it goin' on
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Holiday inn until the break of dawn
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When I took baby home I freaked her mom
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Late night sex with Lexy
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My dick grew harder than a can of Pepsi
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When the bitch nutted it was like epilepsy
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I knocked her boots back home to Pokipsi
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I met a fine flower, her name was Laburn
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I hit it for an hour my dick was stern
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With nothin' but power, my engine turned
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Then it got sour, dried up and burned
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I met a giddy broad named big Joelle
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She loved suckin' dick, hoe, quick as hell
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She love it when my dick grow thick and swell
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But then it shoot, spit turn weak and frail
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I met an angel named sweetie Marie
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Her neden hole taste like key lime pie
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Up and down, all around, suckin' me dry
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My sweet butterfly got nut in her eye
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Miss No Name California hottie
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Asked me to sun-tan lotion her body
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Is she playing? She must be kiddin'
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I slipped my finger up into her neden
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At first, she resisted, and then she insisted
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Finally pulled my hand out and kissed it
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Took me to her hotel, few words said
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Stranger lovin', we broke the bed
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Meth head Beth took her on a date
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She was eighteen goin' on fifty-eight
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I couldn't hit it though, I did debate
546
But her mugly face was just too great
547
Plus size model named Carol
548
Her belly was bigger than a barrel
549
She would throw me around like a rag doll
550
She goes out with some other fag now
551
I met another girl, her name was Bloom
552
Some poor sucker would be her groom
553
I put my foot in her neden and it still had room.
554
Her shit was so blew-out we call her kaboom
555
There's a fine hoe named Coconut
556
She'll make you mad enough to choke the slut
557
She humps so rough she broke your nut
558
Then she'll make it up to ya, let you poke her butt
559
Sexy freak, her name was Fox
560
That chick in high school everybody jocks
561
Now she's lettin' me bang her box
562
I couldn't find a rubber, I used my socks
563
There's a find thing named Morgan
564
A Gothic freak who plays the organ
565
Black fingernails, black clothes, black hair
566
But up under there, hot pink thong-wear uh
567
Met Lynn at the water park
568
Off the diving board, I heard her fart
569
Her cheeks turned red I said worry not
570
I was more concerned with that furry spot
571
There's another girl, her name was Rita
572
Baby thought I might mistreat her and beat her
573
I told her like this: she can suck my Peter
574
Or either go home, cause I knew I didn't need her
575
Three weeks ago, I met this freak
576
She followed me around like Mary Sheep
577
I hid around the corner, and when she came
578
I grabbed her by the arm and I asked her name
579
She said her name was Nora
580
I could see her aura
581
Her Neden was a forest and my dick was an explorer
582
I truly did adore her
583
I could not ignore her
584
Kept a pair of her soiled panties in my drawer
585
I met a little squirrel named Sandy Cheeks
586
I chased that neden round town for weeks
587
Her nipples were crooked and her booty hole leaks
588
But that be the 'haps fuckin' with sewer freaks
589
I once met a nurse said her name was Peach
590
Her face was hit, looked a lot like Screech
591
Her body was the hottest on Florida beach
592
Her titties were so fine I spent an hour on each
593
Look who it is, Vivian
594
The baddest dick rider in Michigan
595
As soon as you nut you wanna hit again
596
And she'll work your stick into oblivion
597
Oh my god, here comes Heidi
598
In her yellow panties, see through nighty
599
She'll make your limp dick strong and mighty
600
But her voice sounds like MC Shydee
601
I got a phone call named Jasmine
602
She was a porn star but a hasbeen
603
She was a no tan pasty white chalky hoe
604
Livin' in Mexico doing a donkey show
605
Aloha, Lola from Oahu
606
I thought I didn't but I got to
607
She had a thick bush, but I shot through
608
She claims I ate it but it's not true
609
I had a stalker named Maddy
610
A short stout plump little fatty
611
She parks outside in her caddy
612
And wants my physique like badly
613
I bring home hoes, and she runs 'em off
614
And dresses like a palm tree when I play golf
615
I finally decided I would stuff that muff
616
One good plow and she had enough
617
I met this cougar named Alicia Burn
618
She was well equipped to unleash your sperm
619
She fucked so tough she would tweak your perm
620
Drop to her knees and freak your worm
621
Sugar delight
622
Friday night
623
It's goin' down
624
Wicked clown
625
Two days ago, I met this gal
626
She bought fake titties at a rummage sale
627
One of them was flat, and that was stale
628
But she offered some tail, I think I shall
629
Holla'd at this girl folks called her Peg
630
Body was shaped kinda like a egg
631
I was ten pumps in, of course from behind.
632
Snapped the rubber off and busted on her spine
633
Met another dame named Ricky Jones
634
I love the way she screams her freaky moans
635
Ass like a Clydesdale this bitch owns
636
I would bust my nut and feel it in my bones
637
Big broad bitch named Baby Bard
638
As everywhere, packed full of lard
639
Titties tatted up with Joker Cards
640
After I'd nut my dick stayed hard
641
Met an Amish girl named Mary-Anne
642
She liked my meat, no vegetarian
643
Home-made wine we drank Cherry-Anne
644
We fucked like hogs, it was scary man
645
Heat sweat, hot and sticky
646
Met this thing named Tricky Vicky
647
She loved to play a game called lick the dicky
648
On top of my mushroom tip a hickey
649
Ricky Lake, talk show host
650
At one time she was known coast-to-coast
651
We drank all night to my dick we toast
652
Brag I will and I'm quick to boast
653
She liked it when I licked the most
654
Took her out to eat, we ate pig roast
655
That's her tongue on the tip of my post
656
I killed that neden now it's a ghost
657
Ninth grade teacher, Ms. Malane
658
I met her years later after I got paid
659
She took me home, overnight I stayed
660
We fucked all night as the Beach Boys played
661
I like big asses, big as the moon
662
I met big mama named Giant June
663
She had more ass than her panties had room
664
I laid underneath and she loomed with doom
665
She sat on my dick and the bed went boom
666
My scrotum popped as you might assume
667
Too much weight, bendin' my broom
668
I'm buried in ass, or is it my tomb?
669
Fine ass prom queen Jillian
670
Her neden was worth a million
671
I killed that pussy and I kill it again
672
She loved my little buddy Gilligan
673
Last name Kim, first name Gale
674
She could make my dick grow hard as a nail
675
I won't tell a lie though the sex was stale
676
Til I corked that booty, the holy grail
677
I delivered my dick like urgent mail
678
Her neden was open like a garbage pale
679
She wanted to cum, I refused to fail
680
Hit it hard from behind like we was in jail
681
Rustle window in the front of her home
682
Met a fine hottie named Moanin' Joan
683
Her lips were injected with silicone
684
But way too much and it's killin' my bone
685
I like fake titties but prefer the real
686
Skin tight clothes, mini skirts and heals
687
Wild Wanda with flirt appeal
688
She jacks my wang til it squirts her meal
689
Pop star Rihanna and Katy Perry
690
Both hoes look good enough to marry
691
Lady Gaga looks more like Larry
692
I heard she has nuts, big and hairy
693
Kinky freaks Nessa and Nan
694
They want whips and chains and S&M
695
They don't even want you kissin' them
696
But I make love and don't mess with them
697
I like to hump, and hug and stroke
698
I ain't out here tryna to get choked
699
See me if you want them nedens poked
700
And I like havin' my penis smoked
701
Five months ago, I met this dame
702
I have to admit I never asked her name
703
She took it in her mouth, all the same
704
Her pig tails spun every time I came
705
I met a vixen named Dorothy Zoe
706
Back in the day, she was a dorky hoe
707
Her booty got bigger and bigger some mo'
708
And now that ass drags on the flo'
709
I once knew a freak named Jessa Jan
710
She was much hotter than the rest of them
711
I bust everywhere on her chest and chin
712
It didn't take long to have sex again
713
Debra Dunne from Dublin
714
She loves the fact I'm scrubbin'
715
She sick of the stud she was rubbin' on
716
Now it's my snack she's grubbin' on
717
Hanky Panky Hillary
718
Sex so rough she's killin' me
719
I begged and pleaded, slow your role
720
She's dominatrix, with total control
721
Wicked, mean ass Carry Anne
722
I see you on TV, screamin' again
723
On celebrity rehab, you was a bitch
724
But I love the way you make your booty switch
725
Sex addiction, let's overdose
726
And fuck each other til we comatose
727
Carry Anne let's ditch this peanut stand
728
And do what me and my dick have planned
729
Victoria Justice, much too young
730
But I can't tell my meat that cause it's sprung
731
Nickelodeon Girl, come get some
732
You fiendin' get slimed, this time it's cum
733
Chris Hansen tried to shut me down
734
But she was eighteen cause I checked her out
735
Call me sick, I'm a wicked clown
736
Old ass pervert, five-hundred pounds, bitch
737
I'm sick like syphilis
738
But I was just right for this chick Phyllis
739
She was suicidal, once slit her wrists
740
She's like a time bomb, don't get her pissed
741
Don't look now, her comes Lulu
742
Like Phyllis, she too was coo-coo
743
She made a doll of me cursed with voodoo
744
Don't laugh fool cause she'll do you too
745
Her pussy taste better than granny's stew
746
It was a mouth full like Big League Chew
747
Her mouth was full when she did me too
748
She swallow and never liked to spit free goo
749
Muscle-bound bitch, huge biceps
750
She jacked my meat on several reps
751
When it came to the sex, I better last
752
Cum too quick and she would kick my ass
753
Betsy Bets, a straight up mess
754
Award winning nipples but saggy breasts
755
Spread that neden out smooth like butter
756
When I said bend over, I did not stutter
757
Serenis, Serenis, she'll clean out your penis
758
Bitch gave brains like a certified genius
759
She'll tear that dick up one of the meanest
760
If you're talkin' booty-hole she's got the cleanest
761
I fucked Jolene eight times a day
762
Like Burger King you can have it your way
763
If you're up in her guts you might get lost
764
Swim through the skins and neden sauce
765
Late night, bump that bass
766
I hump on pace in and out of her face
767
5:00 AM, dick like cement,
768
We never knew each other's name, we was both bent
769
There was a doggy, humpin' my leg
770
It's owner got jealous, her name was Peg
771
She kicked it in the ass and checked it quick
772
She barked like a dog as I inject this dick
773
This bitch named Bubbles, fresh out on parole
774
I'm in my squad car on pussy patrol
775
I got the handcuffs and put her under arrest
776
And sentence my skeet all over her breast
777
Call me the Sultan with the harem of hoes
778
Nine are fine and one's head I sposed
779
Tenner in my bed, we don't need clothes
780
I'm smothered in pussy holes down to my toes
781
The more the merrier is how I rolls
782
Add a bitch another few inches it grows
783
I picked most these hoes up rockin' shows
784
Brag about it on twitter, that's how it goes
785
Met a heavy chick built like a pumpkin
786
She loved foreplay and a lot of dry humpin'
787
The only bone was scabs on my meat
788
Bitch never even got naked, weak
789
Titty bar, thunder and rain
790
I spring hoes from Alison to Zane
791
And every damn last bitch in between
792
Lead 'em back to my house with a trail of cocaine
793
I met a fine thang waitress at Denny's
794
She said come to a party at her girl Jenny's
795
I asked about pussy, she said I could have plenty
796
Said I'll call you later and tipped her four pennies
797
Gettin' topped off down 75
798
High on Meth she was all the way live
799
Slam into a wall, I barely survived
800
She finished my nut up before she died
801
Circus broad that swallowed swords
802
Head-butted bricks and kicked through boards
803
The head was incredible, and I was fluttered
804
I clenched my butt cheeks as I nutted
805
Darlin' Dureaky, I met her at a pub
806
She was my partner in the mile high club
807
We freaked some with her sister in my hot tub
808
I ate eight pussies like a plate of hot grub
809
Redneck Beau from Mississippi
810
Her teeth looked like she brushed with Jiffy
811
Her face was hit, bust my nut in a spiffy
812
She begged me to eat it but that was too iffy
813
Her Grandpa Ken came bustin' in
814
So much beard, the sun missed his chin
815
Out the window, he's shootin' but
816
A hottie drivin' by straight scooped me up
817
I met this girl, her name was Jenna
818
My dick stood straight up like an antenna
819
She had a box, I was dyin' to enter
820
But she gave head like a sad beginner
821
There's another freak named Sonya Soy
822
She had fine lumps like an Almond Joy
823
She liked Veronica, lotion and toys
824
I couldn't satisfy her, took all my boys
825
There's a girl I wanna bring up again,
826
Brenda Song with my nut on her chin
827
I give up, she'll never let me hit
828
Unless she falls off on Meth and shit
829
Then I'll have a chance
830
Pealin' off her pants
831
Penis to the pussy I slowly advance
832
Together we in bed
833
She lean in to give me head
834
But first I eat the pussy like a Thankgiving spread
835
I once knew a hottie named Cocamo
836
She could turn my dick into a totem pole
837
She cupped my balls and blow me slow
838
I eat neden but prefer to poke 'em though
839
Hot ass head turner, named Pauline
840
She was nothin' friendly, this bitch is all mean
841
She could break your dick off and leave you crawling
842
Don't think I'm in love yet, but I'm falling
843
Fine ass chick, her name: Billy
844
Big fake titties like Jennifer Dilly
845
Her neden hole queefed and I thought it was silly
846
But it felt nice, vibrated my willy
847
Sue, I wanna be pals with you,
848
Sexy hair dresser out of Malibu
849
She has a couple of sisters I'ma nail 'em too
850
Keep suckin', ho, I'll be sailin' goo
851
Lacy Lace, let's leave this place
852
Back to the Tally hop on my face
853
Pretty ass taco, how's about a taste?
854
She teased me with it, wild goose chase
855
She got me goin' looney mental case
856
Big ass titties and a skinny waist
857
Stroke that shit just keep the pace
858
It sprays like mace, my sticky paste
859
One fine time, her name was Kenna
860
Her booty had a tattoo 'Do not enter'
861
She said whip it out, I said I'm tryna
862
Run up in her like Bruce Jenner
863
Centerfold named Gigi
864
Titties pointed out like tipis
865
I bust my load and have weak knees
866
Her nipples harder than BBs
867
I met a stanky thang named Natalie
868
She wondered if my dick was fat like me
869
The only way to find out: straddle me
870
Sent a bitch back home happily
871
Met a fine hottie, they called her Kat
872
She made my dick harder than a baseball bat
873
On the tip of my gap is where she sat
874
She spun around thrice and my dick went splat
875
Fine chick, white hot Becca Lynn
876
Sexy ass nedens I'm wreckin' them
877
Big bangin' ass I'm checkin' that
878
Bust my nut in seconds flat
879
Don't look now, I'm the pussy inspector
880
And this right here is my skeet injector
881
I eat hoes like Hannibal Lecter
882
I'm a porn star actor and director
883
Groupie Rachel
884
She was excited, okay, chill
885
We goin' on a date so take your pill
886
Make no mistake, your neden's gettin' filled
887
Don't be late, come get the real
888
The sex is great and it's a thrill
889
Don't hesitate, hop on the Dill
890
'Til the bed break and bet it will
891
Skeet, skeet, sweet Beverley
892
She could make you skeet so cleverly
893
She could make you skeet so heavenly
894
Covered in skeet and she's seventy
895
That was gross, but so is Lois
896
We hit it in the ass, and then she'd blow us
897
Always on time, she would never hoe us
898
She had crooked titties and loved to show us
899
School bus driver named Miss Manoe
900
Her neden hole looked like a big canoe
901
Her titties looked like piles of puddin' goo
902
I still hit it though, wouldn't you?
903
Ooh, ooh, I'm nuttin' again
904
Thinkin' about my home girl when
905
She was hellafied, a perfect ten
906
Carmel, buttery sulky skin
907
What I gotta do to get back in?
908
Wet like a mermaid without the fin
909
I been jackin' off, tryna pretend
910
Showed up at her house and left with a grin
911
Here we go
912
Juggalos
913
You and all your pals
914
Wackin' up freaky tales
915
Two months ago, I met Blossom
916
She comes around at night like a possum
917
She's lookin' for skeet bombs, baby I gots 'em
918
On top of that my dick work is awesome
919
There's another broad, her name was Keisha
920
Everything on her was her best feature
921
I was the pupil and she was the teacher
922
She could be far and my dick would still reach her
923
Right on my face, baby I'll seat ya
924
Don't need a fork or a spoon to eat ya
925
Ninjas wanna fuck you as soon as they meet ya
926
I'ma tear that ass up like some kind of creature
927
Thick, hot, pretty ass Peg
928
Skeet on top like I'm packin' a keg
929
She has a gay brother, his name was Greg
930
Fuckin' in the dark, someone's touchin' my leg
931
Cut the fuckin' lights on, he was gone
932
I'm hopin' it was the cat and that I was wrong
933
Either fuckin' way, I lost my bone
934
Put my fuckin' pants on I'm goin' home
935
Met a stripper chick named Megan
936
Forty-five year old, titty-saggin'
937
On top of that, baby was raggin'
938
Even so, there I was still taggin'
939
Met a super hottie named Crystal Lash
940
She was known to pull her pistol fast
941
Paid young honey well equipped with cash
942
But still super freaky, she would lick your ass
943
Monica, an erotic hoe
944
Met her at the bar at the Belagio
945
I thought she was an escort, but what do I know?
946
She was just a horny hottie, though
947
There's another chick, Gloria
948
The head was pure euphoria
949
The pussy-hole was heaven sent
950
So tight my dick's forever bent
951
It's evident, she's one of the best
952
But nothin' like sweet Evanese
953
I wiped my dick off on her dress
954
And left my skeet spewed on her chest
955
We fucked all night and never rest
956
Straight hump and butt fuck never kiss
957
She even brought a special guest
958
For the three-way salad tossin' fest
959
Scary Jerry, a funny broad
960
If you seen her give head, you would applaud
961
The way she bobs her neck is odd
962
She'll get the job done cause she's no fraud
963
Freaky little bombshell named Rochell
964
Red hair, big titties, southern bell
965
With big buck teeth and two pigtails
966
We partied I drank and she did rails
967
Gangsta bitch, three time felon
968
Ass like two fat watermelons
969
I peeped that shit and my dick start swellin'
970
Now I'm up in that pussy dwellin'
971
Hangin', loiterin', holdin' it steady
972
Like I do with burlesque Betty
973
She told me call her when I'm ready
974
She blow my wad like pop confetti
975
I called and called and blew her up
976
That night she let me do her butt
977
I screamed with joy as I spew my nut
978
And shot my goo all on the slut
979
What, what? Here we go
980
Met an English girl named Cheerio
981
Only two teeth, she was a scary hoe
982
Most of her titties were areola
983
La, from the carnival bar
984
She sucked dicks and turned tricks out of her car
985
She sang 'fore you bust, played a lot of guitar
986
Last I heard she moved to Guadalajara
987
Raw Rhonda, Rhonda, foreign small built like a Honda
988
She had home girls, Andra and Sandra
989
Triple teen dream lovin' here to Rowanda
990
And I kinda wanna fuck her
991
Talk about Delorious midnight trucker
992
She licks my wang like a blowpop sucker
993
But then she got preggers and now I dump her
994
Kerplunk, my dick just sunk
995
Right up in her trunk of funk
996
I bang out her badonkadonk
997
I dumped my junk and then it shrunk
998
I woke up to the sound of a couple bitchin
999
He yelled, "go home," she yelled, "good riddance!"
1000
I yelled through the window of my kitchen
1001
"Hey baby-boo, what your name is?" Gretchen
1002
Fuck that lame fool, come inside
1003
No need to walk, I'll give you a ride
1004
I hit it all night as her boyfriend cried
1005
I woke up to the aroma as breakfast fried
1006
I once knew a chick named Sophia
1007
A hottie out of Ethiopia
1008
She asked what I'm doin' I'm gropin' ya
1009
Are we gonna fuck? Well I'm hopin' to
1010
I knew a young sweetie named Bobbit
1011
She was much shorter than a hobbit
1012
Her neden hole I liked to mug and rob it
1013
My mouth dick and fingers we mob it
1014
There's another freak, her name was Fran
1015
Skeet in her pussy that was my plan
1016
I wanna bang it out as hard as I can
1017
Her neden's so hot it gave my dick a tan
1018
I knew a big woman named Ulga
1019
She was like a bowl but I rolled her
1020
I wasn't scared of her and I told her
1021
Until I caught a wiff of that polder
1022
I knew an inked up girl named Tatty Tats
1023
One of them broads with thirty cats
1024
She was against all Jimmy hats
1025
But saved the cigars and those congrats
1026
I pulled out and coulda dumped on her waist
1027
But chose instead to aim for that face
1028
You crazy bitch, get you a taste
1029
She tattooed where my skeet was placed
1030
There's another dame, her name was Sean
1031
I jammed it in the ass til the break of dawn
1032
In the bedroom, back yard and front lawn
1033
I attacked that booty like Ghangis Khan
1034
Hotel, no sell,
1035
We don't need a room just the isle of bell
1036
We scared the deers, she was wild as hell
1037
I get thank you letters, a pile of mail
1038
Late night sex with Abatha
1039
She fucks you like she's mad at ya
1040
She'll brutalize and ravage ya
1041
Ooh yeah, like Randy Savage y'all
1042
Will I fuck Helen? There's no tellin'
1043
As soon as she calls my dick starts swellin'
1044
I walked to her house thank god I'm Gellin'
1045
Bad knews she ain't with dudes like Ellen
1046
Veronica, Veronica,
1047
I blew on her neden harmonica
1048
We fucked for seven days straight, our own Hanukkah
1049
She could flex her neden bionica
1050
I met a Texas hooker, her name was Alice
1051
She claimed she fucked two thirds of Dallas
1052
Her pussy was a used up big ass callous
1053
I won't lie, hittin' that shit was the stalest
1054
I had an old Girlfriend, her name was Tish
1055
Her booty was flawless, perfectionist
1056
She could blow your nut off with just a kiss
1057
Man oh man, that bitch I miss
1058
People find her, I tracked her down
1059
Her new boyfriend smacked her around
1060
I cracked his crown out of town that night
1061
The old bed squeeked nuts on her itch slap sound
1062
Late night humpin', body parts thumpin'
1063
Met this hottie said her name was somethin'
1064
She was freaky, shaved clean and neatly
1065
Pristine and squeaky, she eats me weekly
1066
Late night creepin' with Melanie
1067
She screamed big J keep nailin' me
1068
The dirty talk baby was tellin' me
1069
Straight up oughta be a felony
1070
Laona, Laona, straight out of Daytona
1071
It's her pussy but I'm the owner
1072
Fireworks in the sky every time I bone her
1073
We lay on the beach and sip Coronas
1074
There's another freak, her name was Lauren
1075
Her pussy came so hard it was pourin'
1076
I knocked that ass out til the mornin'
1077
When I left her neden hole was still snorin'
1078
Thick ass thighs, strong ass tummy
1079
I met a pro dancer, stage name Yummy
1080
She had false teeth and gave me a gummy
1081
I seen her act and the shit was crummy
1082
I met a fine ass chick named Shya
1083
Her pussy was burnin' set my beard on fire
1084
I ate that biscuit til my tongue grew tired
1085
She was a call girl and my time expired
1086
Look at this butterfly, so damn fine
1087
Her ass was immaculate, her name's Divine
1088
I met her in a church confession line
1089
I pulled her panties to the side and stabbed it from behind
1090
Hot mama, middle aged queen named Joyce
1091
We fucked in her plushed out pink Rolls Royce
1092
She had an old dried up whiskey voice
1093
Her manicured pussy was always first choice
1094
I once knew a freak named Joanne
1095
She would give the neden up for no man
1096
I fought for it harder than Hulk Hogan
1097
I begged let me hit it, and she said I sure can
1098
Sexy hot and racy
1099
I met this chick named JC
1100
She blew me from that back, she's crazy
1101
But so acrobatic and amazing
1102
She hung by her feet from the chandalier
1103
And stuck her face up in my rear
1104
What the fuck is she doin' now?
1105
We screwin', bang pow boom and plow
1106
Renae, Renae, this hoe don't play
1107
I wanna make love until we float away
1108
Take a short break, maybe smoke a jay
1109
And then we can stroke, poke and play
1110
I met a super freak named Caroline
1111
Her neden had me hooked like heroin
1112
Through her pussy, my dick came barrelin'
1113
I want every hoe in this world we in
1114
So there I am, Tokyo, Japan
1115
Met a geisha girl named Gina Chan
1116
She cleaned my dick, like spick and span
1117
She cooked me steak and served me clam
1118
I knew a big broad named Becky
1119
If she falls on me she'll wreck me
1120
She fell on my dick directly
1121
And worked her weight correctly
1122
All that side straight pressure rise
1123
To that hot spot between her thighs
1124
I bust my load and rolled back my eyes
1125
Big Becky cool like one of the guys
1126
I met a rich bitch, her name was Blair
1127
She was a West Palm beach millionaire
1128
Fuck the money though, I didn't care
1129
I wanted that ass and up in there
1130
She was clean, douched and prepped
1131
I was sprung and she had me pimped
1132
I was her boy toy, full of joy
1133
I thought she loved me til she called me Roy
1134
There's another chick named Victory
1135
She had this thing with lickin' me
1136
Includin' my ass, which was sick to me
1137
I tried hers and it taste like Hickory
1138
I met a cowgirl, said her name was Ruth
1139
She could whistle for a horse with her big ass tooth
1140
This bitch stunk if you want the truth
1141
Even so I knocked her boots all the way to Delooth
1142
Holy fuck, pull over the car
1143
Street walkin' beauty like a shining star
1144
She was perfect, from behind so far
1145
When she turned around she looked like GWAR
1146
Met this hottie named Neeka
1147
Ass like alpha ann seeka
1148
Couldn't tell but I think she was a tweeka
1149
When we fucked she was louder than a speaka
1150
I met a young hottie at seven eleven
1151
She asked for a favor, said her name was Heaven
1152
Would I buy her a case of Bud
1153
And if I do we'd make some love
1154
She was nineteen and I was old
1155
Her neden was warm and my dick was cold
1156
I bought that brew like I was told
1157
And spent some time up in her folds
1158
I met this bitch named Cherry Puss
1159
We both loved smokin' strawberry Kush
1160
We got so high in her mama's basement
1161
In between her legs is where my face went
1162
The Hatchet Boyz, kings of the mat
1163
Wrestled one night and I met this rat
1164
Named Fiona, her belly was fat
1165
But her titties weren't all that pancake flat
1166
There's a girl named Zora at the party store
1167
She makes no secret she's a dirty whore
1168
We fucked in the cooler, my ass was cold
1169
'Cause I laid on the floor as my dick she rode
1170
Three sister, Lola, Lea and Lana
1171
Two was nineteen the other older than Madonna
1172
All fine as hell, fuck 'em all I wanna
1173
Threw my dick in their faces like a Hurricanrana
1174
Mike E. Clark, Legs, Diamond too
1175
They can vouch, these rhymes are true
1176
All my homies have heard us brag
1177
They know about the hoes we tag
1178
Our young homie Clay heard us rap
1179
And said he had way more freaks than that
1180
We told 'em like this, they might be freakin'
1181
But boy you never had ICP treatment
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