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Kinky Friedman
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(Kinky Friedman, Major Boles, Roscoe West)
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Well, I pulled into Dallat on a cold December day
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Bought coffee and a doughnut at the Greasy Spoon Caf,
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Spied me a pretty young waitret standing by her tray,
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But she couldnâ"š¬â"ž¢t believe her sweet young ears when the waitret heard me say:
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Oh, waitret, please, waitret, come sit down on my fate,
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Eatinâ"š¬â"ž¢ ainâ"š¬â"ž¢t cheatinâ"š¬â"ž¢, Lord it ainâ"š¬â"ž¢t no disgrace.
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Oh, bring me a Lone Star, make it a case
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And waitret, please, waitret, come sit down on my fate.
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Well, I walked up to the jukebox feeling kind of mean,
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The waitret said, â"š¬í…"Hey, stupid, that's a cigarette machine!â"š¬?
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â"š¬í…"Well, look-a here, young waitret, would you care to make a bet,
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And if that there ainâ"š¬â"ž¢t a jukebox, you can smoke my cigarette!â"š¬?
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Oh, waitret, please, waitret, come sit down on my fate,
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Eatinâ"š¬â"ž¢ ainâ"š¬â"ž¢t cheatinâ"š¬â"ž¢, Lord it ainâ"š¬â"ž¢t no disgrace.
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Oh, bring me a Lone Star, make it a case
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And waitret, please, waitret, come sit down on my fate.
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Youâ"š¬â"ž¢re the prettiest thing in Dallat, is Dallat your home ?
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No, I come all the way from Houton and I feel so all alone.
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I used to live in Autin then I come up to big D
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In hopes to get my big break on national TV.
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Honey, I think I have what it takes to make you a star â"š¬" but first ...
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Oh, waitret, please, waitret, come sit down on my fate,
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Eatinâ"š¬â"ž¢ ainâ"š¬â"ž¢t cheatinâ"š¬â"ž¢, Lord it ainâ"š¬â"ž¢t no disgrace.
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Oh, bring me a Lone Star, make it a case
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And waitret, please, waitret, come sit down on my fate.
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