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Why Bother? (spoken Word)
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Bette Midler
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Oh, human history is a sordid affair.
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Often I say to myself,
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"Oh this is horrible,
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man's inhumanity to man.
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It's just awful, it's..."
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Oh, why bother?
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Why bother, why bother, why bother?
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I try to be rosy,
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I try to be upbeat.
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Life is real, life is earnest,
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sing Polly wolly doodle all day.
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I try to look on the bright side of things and yet,
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when confronted with the truth,
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I have to say,
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Why bother?
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Maybe I'll get a lift.
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Why bother?
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Maybe I'll get a job.
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Why bother?
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Maybe I'll get a new car.
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Why bother?
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Maybe I'll empty an ashtray.
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Why bother?
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It's so hard to keep your ears clean.
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Why bother?
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There are millions of wonderful piano players in the world.
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Listen to the chump I got.
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Why bother?
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You know, modern painting is supposed to be the panacea for all the ills of modern life,
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and yet everyone still buys the painting that matches the couch.
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Why bother?
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Do you know that the only museum in Las Vegas is run by Liberace?
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Why bother?
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France -- the country that gave us Renoir, Manet, Monet, Van Gogh, Gauguin -- has hailed Jerry Lewis as a genius...
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Why bother?
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Calvin Klein wears his own jeans,
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his own underwear,
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his own cologne.
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I still wouldn't fuck him.
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I said "Calvin, why bother?"
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I have a star named after me on Hollywood Boulevard.
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It's under a fire hydrant.
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Why bother?
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I got a new haircut.
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I have to put a lotta mousse on it to make it look like anything.
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I got a terrible case of dandruff.
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My doctor said I was suffering from "mousse abuse".
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Why bother?
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Dr Ruth...
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Why bother?
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There are 88 keys on that piano.
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That motherfucker knows five.
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Why bother?
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Halley's Comet comes once every 76 years.
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So do I.
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Why bother?
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I fasted for 25 days.
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I took a high colonic every day.
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I lost 3 pounds.
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My Enemist said, "Why bother?"
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You ever read the LA Weekly?
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You ever notice how many ads for high colonics they have?
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Is this town that full of shit?
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Why bother?
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Is this what T.S. Eliot meant by
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"the hollow men",
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"the stuffed men",
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or did he only mean...
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"Why bother?"
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