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Hank Green
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Baby close your eyes,
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And hear the words I say,
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Oh I realise
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That you're in a lot of pain,
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and I apologise,
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I never wanted it this way,
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Please...don't cry.
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Baby I sold your dog on Ebay.
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We both knew that we had bills to pay.
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It was either him or my PlayStation 2,
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Which doesn't even eat food,
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And will never ever pee on the duvet.
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One day I came home,
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And that dog had escaped,
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He forsook his bone,
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And instead he ate
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Everything I own
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From the couch to the drapes,
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I called you on the phone.
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And said "I'm selling him on Ebay.
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We both know that we've got bills to pay.
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He peed on season 2 of Deep Space 9,
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That's crossing the line,
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I'm listing the auction today."
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I put him in a box with some styrofoam peanuts, A bag of kibble, and a couple of milk bones.
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The guy online paid for overnight shipping,
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So the very next day he was in Buffalo.
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Oh, please don't cry
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Oh, please don't cry
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Oh, please don't cry
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God dammit, stop crying.
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He is frikkin' ugly,
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Like a walking ball of fuzz,
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And he poops constantly,
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More than any other dog does,
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But we won't have to worry
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About it anymore because,
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Please listen to me,
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Yeah, I sold your dog on Ebay.
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We both knew that we had bills to pay.
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I got a hundred fifty dollars for
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That mutt that peed all over my floor,
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And I know there'll be hell to pay.
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We had bills to pay,
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So I sold her dog on Ebay
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I told her "you have got to understand it,
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Yeah, he could sit,
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But he absolutely couldn't stay."
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