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The Buffoon And The Valedictorian
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Adam Sandler
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"And now the buffoon's date at the drive-in with the school's
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valedictorian."
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Valedictorian: "I really appreciate you're asking me out. Most people
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are intimidated by my high academic achievement."
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Buffoon: "This movie sucks shit!"
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Valedictorian: "Well, Ebel gave it thumbs up, but Ciscel thought it was
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too preachy. Anyway, I enjoyed the director's last film immensly."
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Buffoon: "Cathleen Turner has big fuckin' tits!"
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Valedictorian: "Yes, well, she recently had a child. I think her
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maternal biology may play a role in that. She looks fabulous for a woman
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her age, doesn't she?"
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Buffoon: "I put a firecracker in a bullfrog's mouth and blew his fuckin'
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head off."
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Valedictorian: "Well, in psychology we learned that it is not uncommon
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for male adolescents to commit savage acts on animals as part of their
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maturing process."
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Buffoon: "That girl in the fucking car in front of us, she gives
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everybody head."
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Valedictorian: "Well, I guess she's strong for attention and she feels
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promiscuity is the only way to obtain it."
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[Buffoon eating popcorn]
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Buffoon: "This popcorn's fuckin' terrible. It tastes like someone jizzed
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all over it."
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[Buffoon continues to eat popcorn]
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Valedictorian: "Well the amount of semen on this popcorn is certainly
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disturbing. Perhaps the staff in the refreshment stand was overcome by
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the monotony of their work and decided to play a childish prank."
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Buffoon: "I looked at my asshole in the mirror today. It blew my fuckin'
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mind!"
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Valedictorian: "It's ironic that parts of one's body seems odd and
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unusual because you don't see them on a day to day basis.
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Buffoon: "My father's shit stinks up the bathroom all fuckin' day!"
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Valedictorian: "It's puzzling why one person's fecal odor can be more
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overpowering than another's. I wonder whether it is a function of the
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food digested or that person's internal metabolism."
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Buffoon: "I'm gonna go get head from that fuckin' girl."
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[Gets out of the car]
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Valedictorian: "Well, I'm sorry to see the date come to such an abrubt
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conclusion."
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[Buffoon walking away]
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"I do appreciate the time you spent with me and look forward to a future
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rondevue."
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Buffoon: "I like to piss in that guy's fuckin' gas tank!"
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Valedictorian: "Bye bye! Have fun."
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[Buffoon continues to walk away]
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