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Mega Marital Problems
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(Dr. Wily)
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Hello Mega Man, und Mrs. Mega Man
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Welcome to couples therapy, I'm Dr.Wily.
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(Mega Man)
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Dr.Wily? You're a therapist now?
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But you're evil and bent on world domination!
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(Dr.Wily)
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Not anymore, zose days are behind me
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Don't question it, shut up.
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Just tell me ze problem over zis hot beat beat!
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(Mega Man)
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Okay
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Well, you see, Doc, I got a pretty nice life
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A Mega house with two kids and a hot Mega wife
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But I got a little problem with my android bride
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When it comes to making love, she's never satisfied
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(Mrs. Mega Man)
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We've been fucking for decades, sex has gotten routine
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We gotta spice that shit up, I'm not a total machine!
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I'm sick of all the romance and the cuddles and the love
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It's time to get dirty and do all the weird stuff!
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(Dr.Wily)
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It would be seeming to me that the problem here
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Is you don't listen to your wife, she is being clear
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(Mega Man)
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But she says the same thing like a tape recorder!
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(Dr.Wily)
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Quiet, ze doctor is talking, ZERE MUST BE ORDER!
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Sorry, I'm not evil anymore.
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You must beat ze Robot Masters to acquire skills
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And then use them on your wife while she is getting drilled
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Maybe she likes shocks from Elecman's beam
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Or get burned by fireballs, she's a freaky man's dream
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(Mega Man)
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Is that what you want, hon?
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A Robot Master?
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(Mrs. Mega Man)
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Get out and do it, you stupid bastard!
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(Dr.Wily)
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Your marriage will be healthy like pure springwater
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Now leave my office before you are SLAUGHTERED!
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(Mega Man)
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Fine, I'll kick ass if it saves my marriage
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For the satisfaction of my ladies' undercarriage
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First I'll take on Fire Man, not much of a test
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Oh, your weakness is ice? I would have never fucking guessed
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Now Ice Man is here, this shouldn't take up too much time
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Oh your weakness is fire? You just blew my fucking mind
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I cut Cut Man and he's gonna need stitches
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Bomb and Elec Man just went down like little bitches!
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(Zero)
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Wait, you douchebag, I'm gonna end your life
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I am Mega Man Zero and I'm here to plow your wife
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I bring sex moves from the future and my skills are fast
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Like my super double ultra mega nut buster cum blast
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Women can't resist my blonde flowing locks
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I'll slap a stamp right on my package and deliver your wife the cock
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My shining armour is red, the colour of victory
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While your fruity suit is blue like your balls will soon be!
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Wait, what are you doing?
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(Mega Man)
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MEGA DICK, ACTIVAAATE!
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(Dr.Wily)
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So Mega Man harnessed all the powers of the masters
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And killed Zero with his mega laser schlong-blaster
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Then he banged his wife until she screamed
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(Mrs.Mega Man)
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YES MORE!
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(Dr.Wily)
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Then she loved him again 'cause she's a SHALLOW WHORE!
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Sorry, zat was mysoginistic
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She is a whore zo
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(Mega Man)
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What did you say?
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(Dr.Wily)
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Nothing!
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Douche
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