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Another Bert and Ernie Singalong
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thanks to Charles Evans (
[email protected]
)
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[The arrowed lines are from memory, because I did not hit REC on the VCR
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fast enough . . .]
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> [E. walks in with pot and plops it on B.'s head]
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>
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> E: Here Bert, try this on!
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> B: Hey, hey, Ernie, what are you doing? Get that pot off my head! Why?
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> E: Well haa, ya see Bert, a little while ago, I dropped and broke the
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> cookie jar.
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> B: Oh, Ernie, you didn't!
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> E: Mmm hmmm.
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B: Oh well, all right, so you broke the cookie jar, but what's it gotta do
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with that pot there, huh?
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E: Well you see, I had to put the cookies somewhere...
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B: Yeah?
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E: Bert, um... just a second. I... I... I'll show you, Bert.
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B: [looks at camera] I don't understand.
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E: [brings in sugar bowl with cookies] See, I broke the cookie jar and so I
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had to put the cookies in the sugar bowl, see? [takes a taste of one]
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B: Well... yeah, Ernie, but but if you put the cookies in the sugar bowl,
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then where'd ya put the sugar?
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E: Well, I'll show you, Bert! [famous Ernie hmm] Hmm hmm hmm [leaves with
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bowl and Bert looks at camera]
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B: Ya show me. [does the famous head tilt]
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E: Ok, well you see, I put the sugar in the flower pot here.
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B: In the flower pot?! Oh great... just great. Well _where'd_ you put the
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flower that was growing there, huh?
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E: Oh I'll show you, Bert! [takes away the pot]
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B: Ya gonna show me again... I don't get this.
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E: [brings in milk bottle and flower] Ya see, I had to plant this flower here
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into this milk bottle, see... nicely planted, I watered it and everthing.
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B: [Looking very stunned] [E. looks straight into camera all proud, shaking
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his head about his nose] ERNIE!!!! [Shaking head]
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E: [Calmly] Hmm?
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B: Well now WHERE is the milk?!
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E: Oh, I'll show you, Bert.
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B: [E. leaves] Ya gonna show me where the milk is too. Oh Ernie, I ...
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[looks at E. returning with a root beer bottle.. stunned]
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E: See I put the milk into the, uh, soda bottle
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B: [Gets close to E. in quiet voice gradually getting louder] Ernie... I'm
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trying to be patient, but __where__ is the soda??
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E: Oh just a second, Bert, I'll show you... [calmly as usual, Bert getting
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more stunned and irritated gives out his famous]
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B: Aaaaaaahhhh!
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E: [Brings in the soda-filled fishbowl] It wasn't easy, but I put the soda in
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the [straining] mmm fishbowl
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B: In the fishbowl?! Ernie, this is CRAZY!! Now where are the fish?!?
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E: Oh... well, I'll show you, Bert. [even calmer than before]
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B: [stares into camera as E. leaves for a few seconds and ...] Ooohhhh,
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Ernie, what are you doing now? [Mouth wider than ever in shock]
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E: Oh, I gotta carry it out here, Bert... I put the fish in... to... the
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cowboy hat, ya see.
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B: [looks down into hat as fish squirts water in B.'s face] Oh, no... Eeeyah!
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[wipes faces stands there with mouth firmly closed very angry]
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E: [points calmly at fish in hat] Take it easy there, fella.
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B: [angrily] Ernie, Ernie, that is MY cowboy hat...
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E: Yeah, so? [VERY calmly]
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B: But ya, you but the fish in it, Now what am I gonna do when I wanna play
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cowboy?
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E: Oh, umm, well [reaches for pot and puts it on B.'s head] Ride em cowboy,
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Bert! [pats Bert on back] [E.'s patented laugh] Keheeheeheehee
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[End music begins with Bert standing there as usual, and Ernie leaving.
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There was one neat trick done in it, at the end when Ernie put the pot
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on Bert's head (probably at the beginning.. which I didn't see). You
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know how Ernie's hands are real and the person's arm go in at his
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elbows, which are always below the counter/stage, but to get the pot
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on the head, the hand person, had to make a quick .. nicely-done move
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behind Bert and up with the pot.. with Elbow behind Bert so Ernie's
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hand is up in the air with nothing showing.
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