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MC Lars
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Internet relationships are not real
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Your heart people steal but identities conceal
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So here's a tale of warning for girls and boys
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Laptop computers can be dangerous toys
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[DARYL47:] In the chat room, I inspect. Who's here tonight? ASL check
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[CarolBabe69:] I'm 20/f from the UK. Send me an IM and I'll make your day
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[DARYL47:] I'm 22 and my name is Daryl
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[CarolBabe69:] Nice to meet you Daryl my name is Carol
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[DARYL47:] What do you like Carol?
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[CarolBabe69:] I like to go to shows. I collect comic books and vintage clothes
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What do you like?
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[DARYL47:] I like to skate. I play rock guitar, but I'm not that great
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I like to go on dates and I like to stay up late
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I live in San Francisco and hang on the Haight
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[CarolBabe69:] Do you like the Golden Gate?
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[DARYL47:] I did when I was eight
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[CarolBabe69:] Maybe I can come and visit?
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[DARYL47:] Maybe you should wait
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See I'm really forty-seven, I have kids and a wife
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I weight 300 pounds and I really hate my life
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[CarolBabe69:] Are you serious?
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[DARYL47:] Yes
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[CarolBabe69:] Well, I've got a secret too. I'm not 20 years old, I'm really 32
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I only have one leg and I like to sniff glue
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[DARYL47:] You lied to me Carol
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[CarolBabe69:] Well, you lied to me too
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[CHORUS]
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It's not normal to have an Internet girlfriend.
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Online relationships are really just pretend
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Unplug your heart, upgrade your system.
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Get, get off the Internet
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Bob went on MySpace for hours a day.
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Talking to girls from Moscow to LA
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But people can surprise you from behind a screen
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Listen to this verse and you'll see what I mean
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[SueChick1990:] Hi, I'm Susie, I like your profile
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I checked out your pics and I like your smile
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[BOBSTER MAN:] Sounds good Susie, I'll be your friend
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We can message each other again and again
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[SueChick1990:] Comment on my pics and post on my page
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Join my groups and guess my age!
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[BOBSTER MAN:] You must be 18, how could you not?
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You can't be in high school you're just too hot
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[SueChick1990:] Let me send you pics for your personal collection
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I hope they inspire you and give you a smile
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Susie sent Bob pics that were borderline obscene
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The cops showed up at his door - she was only 16
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[REPEAT CHORUS]
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If you don't believe us here's a final story
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About a boy named Marcus and his online girlfriend Lori
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Behind the monitor, truth is hidden from your eyes
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Marcus didn't know but he was in for a surprise
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[MARCUSP:] We've been dating for a while but let's cut to the chase
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I don't know what you look like, and I want to see your face
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[Laurie69:] But what does it matter? You know who I am inside
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[MARCUSP:] What if you're not a woman and this whole time you lied?
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[Laurie69:] You got me there, I'm not really a female
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I'm a guy who pretends to be a girl through email
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[MARCUS:] So this is why it's bad to meet women online
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Living life behind the screen is a total waste of time!
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[REPEAT CHORUS]
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