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ICP (Insane Clown Posse)
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If I was your tv I'd be like "Look at me"
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If I was a shooting star I'd be like "Peace!"
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If I was a fat bitches thong I'd be like "Hell naw!'
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If I was a hotties thong I'd be like "Awwww..."
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If I was a cuss word I'd just be like "fuck"
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If I was a rock on the moon I'd be chillin' like "Sup?"
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If I was a butthole I'd just be an exit
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If I was the D.O.C. I'd be like "man this is bullshit"
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If I was the tires on your car I'd be like "NEEEAAAWWW"
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If I was the bumper on your car I'd be like "Aww fuck"
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If I was a balloon I'd be like "pap"
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If I was Allysa Milano I'd be fucking Joe Bruce
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If I was a radio DJ I'd probably say "the point 103"
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If I was a richy ass bitch I'd be like "umm...ok"
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If I was Spin magazine I'd put me on the cover and be like "fuck us! And
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allour readers, even us motherfucker!"
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If I was your mental stress I'd be catching up
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If I was your headaches every now and then I'd be like "THONNNKK!!"
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If I was your tongue I'd be hating your teeth I'd be like "Man why do
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you try to bite me every time we try to eat?"
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If I was a chair I'd be like "Sit here"
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If I was Kid Rock I'd cut my feathered wolf hair
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If I was your muffler I'd be like "Shhh, quietly"
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If I was a price tag I'd be like "You ain't buying me"
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If I was a fresh ass DJ I'd be like [records scratch]
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If I was Jam Master J I'd be like [records scratch]
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If I was a cheap clock radio I'd be like [static]
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"Tune that motherfucker in"
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If I was Barry White I'd be like "What up y'all?"
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If I was nipple in the cold I'd be like "Boing"
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If I was your dead uncle I'd be like "....."
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If I was a raindrop I'd just be like "drip"
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And If I had an ax to your neck I might say "CHOP!"
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[Chorus]
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If I was, if I was, but I'll never be
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If I was, if I was, but I'll never be
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If I was, if I was, but I'll never be
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If I was, if I was, but I'll never be
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If I was, if I was, but you're killing me
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If I was, if I was. but you're killing me
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If I was a Faygo at one of our shows, I'd fly through the air into and
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ocean of juggalos
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If I was Andre The Giant "This is how I'd be talking"
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If I was Father MC I'd be like "Now what happened?"
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If I was a mirror, I'd find another mirror
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and look each other dead in the eye, crystal clear
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If I was a slider I'd slide out your butt
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I'd be floatin' in your toilet lookin' at you like "What?"
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If I was a pilot I'd be like "This is air traffic control"
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If I was John Denver I'd be like "Nooooooo!!!!"
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If I was a switch I'd be like "Flick me, yoo-hoo"
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If I was a London cop car I'd be like "Wee-oop wee-oop"
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If I was Chewbacca I'd get a fresh ass fade
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If I was Vanilla Ice I'd be like "Fuck y'all. I'm still paid"
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If I was a stop sign I'd just be like "Stop"
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If I was your wooden leg I'd still be giving you the hip-hop
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[Chorus}
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