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Boondox
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Like clothes on the line I'm three sheets to the wind
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But stay tighter than the strings on a violin
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Me I'm as dirty as they come but still spic and span
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I ride 28 inches on my creepy black van
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And you can catch me posted up down by the trailer park
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I'm selling bootleg movies from noon to dark
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But at nine o'clock its time to close up shop
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And find some unsuspecting girlie who gonna blow my top
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I like cruising by the GAP and the OLD NAVY
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I like scoping out the MILF's and the old ladies
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Pulling right up to the curb with my windows pitch black
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Practice catch and then release I do my thing and then I throw 'em back
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MY VAN!
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In my van they don't never see it coming
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I never keep 'em very long because they tend to stink
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And they'll be fucking up my camel skin zebra print seats
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And I'm a mother fucking pimp so can't be cramping my style
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With some decomposing stank ho wearing a smile
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I gotta keep my reputation I got clientel
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I can't be pushing Finding Nemo with no funky ass smell
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I keep my Chevrolet polished and my shag rug vaccumed
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And a sticker on the back glass says "shit happens"
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And I'm cool as fan in my Burt Reynolds shades
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But my futures pretty dim that's why I can't get laid
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So Ima get it how I get gotta get up in them britches
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Ima get it how I get Ima take it from these bitches!
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CHORUS X2
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Stone cold killer slanging rock hard loving
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In my van here's how we do
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I got something waiting for you (chorus X2)
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If the van be a rocking then dontcha come a knocking
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You might see me do the nasty face covered in a stocking
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Nothing on but a tool belt and BVD's
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A chick tied to a shelf full of DVD's
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I got that old school porn showing in the headrest
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Try choking out this honey but she ain't dead yet
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I got her in the camel clutch, remote control stuck in her butt
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She be switching scene selections everytime she bust a nut
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You might say I'm kinda sick and you might call me a freak
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Because I pull up to the intersection's gripping my meat
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But to all them freaky bitches, bitches I be the man
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I bet they never forget the time they had in MY VAN!
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CHORUS X2
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