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The Chanukah Song III
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Adam Sandler
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Put on your yamulke
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It's time for Chanukah (sounds good guys)
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Once again it's Onakah
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The miracle of Chanukah. (give it up for the Drei Dels everybody!)
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Chanukah is the festival of lights.
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One day of presents?
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Hell no, We get eight crazy nights.
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But if you still feel like the only kid in town without a Christmas tree
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I guess my first two songs didn't do it for you
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So here comes number three!
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Ross and Phoebe from "Friends" say the Chanukah blessing.
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So does Lenny's pal Squiggy and "Will & Grace"'s Debra Messing.
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Melissa Gilbert and Michael Landon never mixed meat with dairy.
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Maybe they should have called that show "Little Kosher House on the Prairie."
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We got Jerry Lewis, Ben Stiller and Jack Black.
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Tom Arnold converted to Judaism, but you guys can have him back!
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(Just kidding Tommy!)
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We may not get to kiss underneath the mistletoe
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But we can do it all night long with Deuce Bigalow! (I'm jewish!)
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Oh My God! Sweet Robbie Schneider is here!
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Put on the yamukah
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Here comes Chanukah
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The guy in Willie Nelson's band who plays harmonica
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Celebrates Chanukah.
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Oooo, good job Schneider
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Osama bin Laden--(Booo!)--not a big fan of the Jews.
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Well, maybe that's because he lost a figure skating match to gold medalist
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Sarah Hughes, her mama's Jewish!
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Houdini and David Blaine escaped straightjackets with such precision.
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But the one thing they could not get out of
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Their painful circumcision.
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As for half-Jewish actors, Sean Penn is quite the great one,
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And Marlon Brando not a Jew at all ,
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But it looks to me like he ate one.
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There's Lou Reed, Perry Ferrell, Beck and Paula Abdul.
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Joey Ramone invented punk rock music
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But first came Hebrew school.
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Natalie Portmanukah
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It's time to celebrate Chanukah.
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I hope I get an Abrtronicah,
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on this joyful, toyful Chanukah.
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So get a high colonicah
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And soil your long johnukahs
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If you really really wannakah.
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Have a happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy
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Happy Chan-u-kah!
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(Buckle up for safety everybody! Good night!!)
Adam Sandler Chanukah Song
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