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Yeah, last year a lot of motherfuckers asked me
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Why I didn't do no old sex nasty shit
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But this year, I went down to Miami and got my nigga from 2 Live
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Brother Marquis in the house
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(Yeah, I'm the motherfuckin' nigga)
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Yeah, we gonna answer the question about girl problems
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All these niggaz is havin' girl problem, Marq
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(Huh, tell them man, tell them how it is)
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Lemme tell you what time is it
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I got a ho from the East, got a ho from the West
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Got a ho that likes to jack it off and rub it in her chest
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I got a ho from the North, a ho from the South
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A ho that likes to suck it long and hold it in her mouth
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I got a bitch with hair, a bitch with none
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A bitch with a knife, a bitch with a gun
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A bitch with a ass big as a TV set
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And there's a bitch over there, hey, the one I'm gonna get
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But yo, but maybe not, she might not like me though
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No sweat to a vet, I'll slam a sista though, word
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Ice in the whole damn herd
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I fuck 'em all and leave 'em on the curve
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I got a bitch with a mink, who rocks a fat gold link
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Who likes to fuck me with her ass up on the kitchen sink
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Got a bitch with tits, a bitch with ass
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A bitch with none, but hey I give her a pass
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And I love 'em all, I love 'em crazily
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And they love me back, that's why they stay with me
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So if you havin' girl problems, I'll be there for you son
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Got 99 problems and a bitch ain't one, hit it
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Nah, a bitch ain't one
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I got a bitch that's old, a bitch that's new
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A bitch who love velvet in the colors blue
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I got a bitch who's fat, a bitch who's built
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A bitch who all her titties give out powdered milk
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I got a bitch who's funny, a bitch who ain't
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A bitch who can sing, a bitch who can't
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A bitch who loves fuckin' on a airplane
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I even got a bitch off Soul Train
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I got a bitch who rolls a rag-top Benz
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Long ends, I got a bitch who's broke as a bum
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But she's the most fun
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I got a bitch who play piano, a bitch who don't
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A bitch who dances naked, a bitch who won't
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A bitch who's short, a bitch who's tall
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A bitch who burns my pager with priority calls
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And I love 'em all, I love 'em crazily
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And they love me back, that's why they stay with me
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So if you havin' girl problems, I'll be there for you son
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Got 99 problems and a bitch ain't one, hit me
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Yo Marquis, you from Miami, man, why don't you show
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Mhese motherfuckers all the over the world the to live
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Style of how the bitches treat a motherfuckin' fly nigga like you?
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I got 99 problems and a bitch ain't one of them
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I don't trip on hos 'cause I don't need none of them
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Pussy's the temptation, dick's the persuasion
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All hos suck cock, nigga, how you play 'em?
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That's why I don't sleep on 'em, I just freak on 'em
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Stick dick in they mouth, take it out and I skeet on 'em
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The nigga the one nighter, the bitch exciter
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I only love my hos when I'm goin' up inside her
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Problem number one is gettin' money
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I'd rather taste the green than sip the honey
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So don't expect nuttin' 'cause I ain't offerin'
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I go hard on my bitches 'cause I'm never never softenin'
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Puttin' the demand on 'em, fuck 'em and scram on 'em
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The 'Wham, Bam, Thank You Ma'am' game is ran on 'em
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So, fuck how you feel, you fuckin' cheap thrill
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I hope you took the pill 'cause I won't pay the bill
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Gettin' pussy's just another expense
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If pussy pays the bills then dick pays the rent
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I only need a ho for one thing and that's to cum
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I've got 99 problems and a bitch ain't one
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Ha, yo Marquis, my motherfucker, you got problems, man?
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(A bitch ain't one)
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Aww shit, now let me tell you how to do this shit
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I got a bitch that loves to G
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She'll fuck you right after she fucks me
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I got a bitch who loves both
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I got a bitch who loves handcuffs and ropes
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I got a bitch that's fast, a bitch that's slow
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A bitch that's a virgin and a bitch that's a ho
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A bitch that lies, a bitch that's true
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A bitch who's a man because they're bitches too
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I got a bitch that's cool, a bitch that's hot
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A bitch who loves rap, a bitch who loves rock
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A bitch who's lost and one who knows where it's at
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She gets up under me and purrs like a cat
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I got a bitch that runs, I got a bitch that walks
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I got a bitch that yells, I got a bitch who talks
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I got a bitch that's dirty, got a bitch that's neat
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I got a super fine bitch that I knocked in the swap meet
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And I love 'em all, I love 'em crazily
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And they love me back, that's why they stay with me
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So if you havin' girl problems, I'll be there for you son
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I got 99 problems and a bitch ain't one, hit me
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No a bitch ain't one, you knahm sayin'?
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(Huh, you know a bitch ain't one)
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I got problems with my motherfuckin' rent Marquis
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But a bitch ain't one
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Man, you got yourself nothin' man
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Fuck them raggedy stank ass hos nigga
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A bitch ain't one
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I got a problems stayin' out here on these streets
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With the police trying to take a nigga out, y'know?
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But a bitch ain't one, got problems with motherfuckers
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Buyin' my records but a bitch ain't one
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Fuck 'em all, nigga, fuck them motherfuckers
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You knahm sayin'? A bitch ain't one
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Got problems man
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All them motherfuckers can kiss my motherfuckin' ass f'real
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Really, niggaz worryin' about bitches
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They better, they better find somethin' else to worry about
99 Problems
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