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Brad Paisley
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I work down at the Pizza Pit
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And I drive and old Hyundai
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I still live with my mom and dad
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I'm 5'3 and overweight
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I'm a sci-fi fanatic
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Mild asthmatic
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Never been to 2nd base
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But there's a whole another me
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That you need to see
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Go check out Myspace
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'Cause online I'm down in Hollywood
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I'm 6'5 and I look damn good
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I drive a Maserati
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I'm a black belt in Karate
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And I love a good glass of wine
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It turns girls on that I'm mysterious
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I tell 'em I don't want nothing serious
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'Cause even on a slow day I can have a three way
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Chat with two women at one time
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I'm so much cooler online
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So much cooler online
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I get home, I kiss my mom
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And she fixes me a snack
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I head down to my basement bedroom
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And fire up my Mac
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In real life, the only time I
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Ever even been to L.A.
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Was when I got the chance with the marching band
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To play tuba in the Rose Parade
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Online I live in Malibu
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I posed for Calvin Kline, I've been in GQ
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I'm single and I'm rich
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And I got a set of six pack abs that'll blow your mind
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It turns girls on that I'm mysterious
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I tell 'em I don't want nothing serious
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'Cause even on a slow day I can have a three way
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Chat with two women at one time
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I'm so much cooler online
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Yeah I'm cooler online
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When you got my kinda stacks, it's hard to get a date
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Let alone a real girlfriend
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But I grow another foot
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And I lose a bunch of weight every time I log in
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Online I'm out in Hollywood
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I'm 6'5 and I look damn good
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Even on a slow day, I can have a three way
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Chat with two women at one time
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I'm so much cooler online
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Yeah I'm cooler online
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I'm so much cooler online
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Yeah I'm cooler online
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I'm so much cooler online
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Yeah I'm cooler online
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I'm so much cooler online
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Yeah I'm cooler online
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I'm so much cooler online
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Yeah I'm cooler online
Brad Paisley - Online (Official Video)
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